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If You Have Been In IT Industry

By : Sandip	Previous \| Next
Posted on : 23 Nov, 2005	Total Views : 507

If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition"
in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"

2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.

3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.

4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by
pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)

5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to
receive the call.

6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.

7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is
the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.

9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking
cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.

10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or
three people max, including yourself.

11.) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL
sitting behind you at the exam.

13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your mail is not going.

14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.

15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to
ur friends who are also in IT.

16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12

17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .

18.)And now u r smiling

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