Humorous
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| Posted on : 12 Dec, 2005 | Total Views : 652 |
1. AMERICA ASKS WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST TERRORISM :
sathi haath badhana, sathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega, milkar bojh uthana
2. UK, THE BIGGEST CHAMCHA OF US, FIRST TO SUPPORT :
ae maalik tere bande hum
3. US SAYS IT IS PLEASED WITH PAKISTANI RESPONSE :
tum jo hamare meet na hote, geet ye mere geet na hote
4. PAK TOO PLEASED WITH US STAND:
PAK : kabhi raat din hum door the, din raat ka ab saath hai
US : wo bhi ittefaak ki baat thi, ye bhi ittefaak ki baat hai
5. TALIBAN SHOCKED WITH PAKISTANI STAND :
bahaaro ne mera chaman loot kar khija ko ye iljaam kyo de diya?
6. PAK SAYS IT HAS NO OPTION :
hum bewafa hargiz na the, par hum wafa kar na sake
7. INDIA OFFERS RE-FUELLING FACILITIES TO US :
o gore gore, o baa ke chore, kabhi meri gali aaya karo
8. US SAYS TIES WITH PAK WON`T AFFECT INDO-US RELATIONS :
na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa hai, magar kya kare apani raahe juda hai
9. BUSH (B) ASKS OMAR (O) TO HAND OVER OSAMA :
B : e, kya bolta tu? O :
e, kya mai bolu? B : sun, O : suna!
B : deta kya Osama?
O : kya, karega? nahi diya to Osama?
B : are maarenge peetenge bomb barsaayenge war karenge aur kya?
10. TALIBAN REFUSES TO HAND OVER OSAMA :
hame tumse pyaar kitna, ye hum nahi jaante,magar jee nahi sakte,tumhare bina!
11. TALIBAN SAYS IT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE LADEN IS :
ayyayya karu mai kya sukusuku? kho gaya Osama sukusuku!
12. ANOTHER SETBACK TO TALIBAN AS IRAN, UAE SNAP TIES :
kasme waade pyaar wafa sab, baate hai baato ka kya? koi kisi ka nahi ye jhoothe naate hai naato ka kya? sukh me tere saath chalenge, dukh me sab mukh modenge, duniyawaale tere bankar, tera hi dil todenge dete hai bhagwan ko dhokha, insan ko kya chodenge?
13. AS ATTACKS START, TALIBAN LAUNCHES ANTI -AIRCRAFT FIRE. BUT SAYS US PLANES TOO HIGH TO BE HIT :
meri arji maan le maula, tu hai sabkuch jaanne wala, mai hu tera maanne wala, apni firing lift karaade, thodi si to lift karaade
14. MUSLIM COUNTRIES SUPPORT ATTACKS, TALIBAN DISGUSTED :
dekhi jamane ki yaari, bichde sabhi baari baari
15. OSAMA DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST US :
tum humko maarte ho? hum tumko maarte hai! hum apne jihad ka aailaan karte hai!
16. IN INDIA, THAKRE SAYS NO POINT IN SUPPORTING US, AS IT IS NOT INTERESTED IN KASHMIRI TERRORISM :
tum to thehere pardesi, saath kya nibhaaoge?
