Humorous
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| Posted on : 16 Dec, 2005 | Total Views : 444 |
ARIES :
Dear God, please give me patience.. and could you do it right now ?
TAURUS :
Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
GEMINI :
Dear God ! Who is God ? Where is God ? Why is God ?
CANCER :
Dear God !!!
LEO :
Yes ?
VIRGO :
Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like you did the last time.
LIBRA :
Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, do what you think is the best.
SCORPIO :
Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don't deserve it !
SAGITTARIUS :
Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.
CAPRICORN :
Dear God ! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else !
AQUARIUS :
Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous !!
PISCES :
Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifty of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
