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Posted on : 03 Jun, 2006	Total Views : 483

1. Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.
2. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
4. Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.
5. College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
6. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
9. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
10. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
11. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
12. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip.
13. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
14. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
15. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
18. Father: A banker provided by nature.
19. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
20. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
21. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
22. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
23. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
24. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
25. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
26. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
27. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
28. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
29. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
30. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
31. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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