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Heights Of Various Things

By : Vivek Chhabra	Previous \| Next
Posted on : 01 Jul, 2006	Total Views : 466

1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy ?
Offering black visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning
walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.

5. What is height of Craziness ?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when
you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity ?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass
door.

8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide ?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

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