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| WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF “DOUBLE STANDARDS”? |
| By : Rajneesh Batra | Previous | Next |
| Posted on : 21 Sep, 2007 | Total Views : 168 |
1. “Slapping Death Sentence to The Chest For Coming In The Way of the ‘BULLET’ but Honoring The Shooter For Hitting ‘BULL’S EYE’”
2. “Reprimanding ‘EYES’ for watching ‘MMS’ but Admiring The Finesse of the ‘Photographer’ for ‘CAPTURING’ the ‘Masterpiece’.”
3. “Hanging the ‘DUMB’ for listening to the Lies but Embracing Liars for Being Candid.”
4. “Putting ‘Handicapped’ Behind the Bars For Scaling Eiffel Tower but Giving Out of Turn Promotion to the COP who apprehends Him.”
5. “Burning Pencil For Writing ‘Obscene Comments’ in the Public Toilet, and Conferring Literary Honor on the Writer For Being ‘CREATIVE’.”
6. “The Conference on Disadvantages of Consuming Alcohol, Followed by COCKTAIL.”
7. “Stop Subscribing The Newspaper That Carries Ads of ALCOHOL, but only after noting down the Phone Numbers of nearest Bars.”
8. “Enjoying The ‘LAMB MEAT’ every evening, and Granting The ‘Butcher’, ‘Uniform Allowance’ to clean ‘Blood Stains’.”
9. “Arresting the CAR for Ending an innocent Life on road and AWARDING the Driver for having AMPLE Courage to Drive on Killer Tracks.”
10. “Ignoring own kids’ breaking Window Panes worth Rs. 1000/-, but deducting Rs. 10/- from Maid Servant’s salary of Rs 200/- for breaking a Tea-Cup.”
11. “Using Confidential and Trustful Information as ‘Breaking News’ and accepting the honor of being the ‘Chief Guest’ for the debate ‘Say No To Sting Operations’.”
12. “After spending Rs. 5000/- on dinner, while returning home denying even a penny to the ‘Beggar on Red Light’ as there is no One Rupee Coin in the pocket.”
Written By : Rajneesh Batra
