Mrs. Payne
Had a class
Which,
What a pain!
She wouldn't pass!
So Mrs Payne,
Tough as leather,
Kept them in
Kindergarten
Forever!

I used to have a little fish.
I think it was a guppy.
It jumped and died upon the floor,
And now I have a puppy.
I hope the puppy lasts a bit,
Cause then I will be lucky,
At least if it jumps
It won't die
Like my little guppy

Chubby is a Guinea pig.
He lives in my house.
My mommy didn't want him.
She said he is a mouse.
My daddy didn't like him.
He said he is a rat;
But I like Chubby.
And that is that!

Caleb likes Lego
And Lego likes him.
They play well together
With vigor and vim.
They cover the floor
And fill up the house
Till there's not even room
For a cat or a mouse.
His mother and father
do sometimes complain
That Caleb likes Lego
And Lego's a pain.
But Caleb is happy
And Caleb is swell;
And if you like Caleb,
Like Lego as well.

Terry-Lynn in Flin Flon
Collected lots of rocks,
And hid them in her dresser
In a great big cardboard box.
Her mother wished them long gone
And tried to throw them out.
But Tery-Lynn from Flin Flon
Would yell and scream and shout.
She's now collecting boulders.
Her mother says it's wrong.
But Terry-Lynn from Fin Flon
Keeps collecting on.

Solomon Grundy,
Born on Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday:
This is the end
Of Solomon Grundy

Wedding Poems