Mai baabaa hoo kaanshee waalaa
tumhe hansaane aayaa hoo
Dekho bachcho bade swaad kee
tumhe mithaaee laayaa hoo
Pal pal me mai bhiKsha badalataa
Jat Bandar ban jaataa hoo
Mere sang bhee ek bandariyaa
Thumak ke naach dikhaataa hoo
Kabhee to murgaa kabhee to totaa
Kabhee fool ban jaataa hoo
Kabhee sher to ban kar bachcho
Tumako bhee darataa hoo
Kabhee biharee kabhee kawaaDee
Panjaabee ban jaataa hoo
Kabhee galee kaa kuttaa bankar
LaaThee Dandaaa khaataa hoo
Kabhee to saadhoo kabhee mahatmaa
Mandir seedhe jaataa hoo
Bhole baabaa ke charaNo me apanaa sheesh jhukaataa hoo
Kaashee waalaa baabaa ban kar tumhe hasaane aayaa hoo
Tantra mantra kaa khol piTaaraa tumhe dikhaane aayaa hoo

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha?

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha?

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha?

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha?

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha?

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha?

I gave my love a cherry
That has no stone,

I gave my love a chicken
That has no bone,

I gave my love a baby
That's no cryin'.

How can there be a cherry
That has no stone?

How can there be a chicken
That has no bone?

How can there be a baby
That's no cryin'?

A cherry when it's buddin',
It has no stone.

A chicken in the eggshell
It has no bone.

A baby when it's sleepin'
Is no cryin'.

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and lollipops
Oh! What a rain that would be.
I wouldn't care if the sun didn't shine
I'd keep on wishing for raindrops all the time
That's the weather for me ee ee ee.

Johnny, Johnny,
Yes, Papa,
Eating sugar?
No, Papa
Telling lies?
No, Papa
Open your mouth
O Ha! Ha! Ha!

Apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloon,
Apne chehre se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to bataao,
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chaahat dil me rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Software to bazaar me bikte hain,
Roz raat aap mere sapno me aate ho,
Mere pyar ke Mouse ko ungliyon pe nachaate ho,
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai,
Aur karaaogi hamse kitna intezaar,
Hamare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar,
Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga,
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga,
Apke nakhre apne dil pe Bang ho gaye,
Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye.
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut diya karte hain sms,
Warna baaki cases mein to Copy Paste kiya karte hain,
Aapka hasnaa aapka chalna aap ki woh style,
Aapki adaaon ki hamne Save kar li File.

Wedding Poems