Let's go out and have some fun.
It doesn't matter where or when,
Or what we say or what we do,
As long as it's just me and you.
Let's be together for a while
And get to know each other well,
Exchanging jokes and tales and chatter
Before we get to things that matter.

Let's see what happens when we dance
Across an evening sky, and glimpse
Below the stirrings of a sea
That might--or not--wind-haunted be.

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,

ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,



subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana

thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,

wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,

muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,

jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.



gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,

dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,

saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,

ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.



5 saal baad........



subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,

table par rakh kar jor se chilana,

aaj office jao to munna ko

school chodte hue jana..............



ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,

kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,

agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,

munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.



na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,

dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,

sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,

har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,

kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,

hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge

If the sun rose from the west:
The donkeys will give milk,
The cows will give silk,
The silk worms will be found grazing in the field's.

If the sun rose from the west:
The leaves will be of red
And the apples will be very sad;
The parents will go to school
The children will be very cool.

If the sun rose from the west:
The currency will be lost
Everything will be free of cost.

If the sun rose from the west:
Everything will be left.
It's good that the sun sets in west.

ek ladki thi dewani si
net use kya karti thi
chori chori chopkay chopkay Email likha karti thi
messenger use kar na tha os ko
password hack honay say darti thi
jab bhi milti mujsay...
mujsay poocha karti thi sahil yeh password hack kesay hota hai
yeh password kesay hota hai........
aur main yeh hi kha pata tha..........
messenger khola ho ya band
password tu hack hota hai
kesay khahon main oo yaraa yeh password kesay hack hota hai .......
ajj hi yaroo kisi ko hack kar kay dhekhey gay hum
hacking hoti hai kesay kay kay dhekhey gay hum
kis kay messenger main add huway buddies ko hum nay choraliye
kisi kay inbox ki email hum nay oradiye
aay yaar net pay koi kisi ka na hota hai
kesay kahoon main oo yaraa yeh password kesay hack hota hai
kya yeh hai chatting ka jaduu jab koi sing in hota hai
block kar kay sub females kay peechay hota hai
door kaheen computer par banay ladkiyan kun janay koi hacker kab kesay kahan milay
jo asl chat pay hoo likha woo aksar hi jhot hota hai
kesay kahoon main oo yara yeh password kesay hack hota hai

We got a new librarian this year.
His name is Larry.
And Larry doesn't know his elbow
from a dictionary.

He can't suggest a magazine
or help you find a book.
He doesn't have the slightest clue
of where you ought to look.

He cannot find the poetry,
geography or sports,
and Larry isn't any help
when writing book reports.

To top it off he's rather loud
and something of a slob.
It's really quite bewildering
how Larry got this job.

And yet, despite his cluelessness,
we find he's pretty handy.
For, on his desk, he always keeps
a giant jar of candy.

Cyberspace

The Internet has made cyberspace
Though it is nowhere, in no place;
Cyberspace is made of information
Non-localized, from every nation.
I once created a web page
And felt like a powerful sage,
A magician doing magic tricks
Pictures of flowers, rocks and sticks
Creating an elaborate illusion
In a new world of confusion
With its own rules, orderly, clear
Though chaotic they appear.

Then, in heavens, I saw a god
Sitting at his desk, saying aloud
"I want to create something new
Something elaborate, useful, true.
Just give me six days or a week
Then at my new world take a peek."
Thus god started in the no-place
To create a new kind of space,
Put much information into use
With consciousness his world infuse;
Gave his new world life and appeal
Every creature for life had zeal,
God made flowers, sticks and rocks
God created time and clocks.
Though it seemed there was chaos
God's operating law was the boss.
In this space of elaborate orderly confusion
Cyberspace is the dream within the illusion.

Wedding Poems