I gave my love a cherry
That has no stone,

I gave my love a chicken
That has no bone,

I gave my love a baby
That's no cryin'.

How can there be a cherry
That has no stone?

How can there be a chicken
That has no bone?

How can there be a baby
That's no cryin'?

A cherry when it's buddin',
It has no stone.

A chicken in the eggshell
It has no bone.

A baby when it's sleepin'
Is no cryin'.

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and lollipops
Oh! What a rain that would be.
I wouldn't care if the sun didn't shine
I'd keep on wishing for raindrops all the time
That's the weather for me ee ee ee.

Johnny, Johnny,
Yes, Papa,
Eating sugar?
No, Papa
Telling lies?
No, Papa
Open your mouth
O Ha! Ha! Ha!

Apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloon,
Apne chehre se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to bataao,
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chaahat dil me rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Software to bazaar me bikte hain,
Roz raat aap mere sapno me aate ho,
Mere pyar ke Mouse ko ungliyon pe nachaate ho,
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai,
Aur karaaogi hamse kitna intezaar,
Hamare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar,
Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga,
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga,
Apke nakhre apne dil pe Bang ho gaye,
Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye.
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut diya karte hain sms,
Warna baaki cases mein to Copy Paste kiya karte hain,
Aapka hasnaa aapka chalna aap ki woh style,
Aapki adaaon ki hamne Save kar li File.

Paancvi kaksha ki ek class main,Master ne bachhon se Pucha,

Batao kya banogay,Kaise karogay apne Maa Baap ka naam Uncha?

Kisee nay IAS, Kisee nay PCS, Kisee nay kaha accha aadmi bananaa chahata houn.

Tabhi Peechay ke seat se uthkar ek bacchay nay kaha SIR !

Main IMRAAN HAASHMI bananaa chahata houn !!!!!!!


Easay jabab ke khuabab main bhi nahi ki thi kabhi kalpna,

Par teacher ko laga Shayad ho ye ladkay ka bachpnaaa,

Samzhaya ki beta galti ke hai tu nay CARRIER ko chunanay main,

Ye to bataa kya problem hai tumhay kuch aur bananay main ??


Ladka bola SIR! JOB main abhi kahaan itnaa paisa hai?

Aur BUSINESS karna muzhay lagta bayvkuphon jaisa hai ,

Neta fansh jaatay hain aksar STING OPERATION kay janjal main,

Khel main jahar bhar diya MATCH FIXING kay babal nay,

Par film induestry main profit ki line hamaysa upar chadti hai,

Badiya kaam say PRICE VELUE TO buray kaam say POPULARITY badti hai,

Aur iss baat ko to khud baday sameekchak maanay hain,

MMS CLIPS say jiyada Biktay IMRAAN ke film kay gaanay hain.

Main bhi esay gaanay kar Apni lile badalnaa chahata houn.

Isliye to SIR !

Main IMRAAN HAASHMI bananaa chahata houn !!!!!!!


Hummm ! Aaj kal kay ladkay jaanay padtay hain kish kitab say,

Teacher ka sir bhi chakra gaya ladkay kay ish jabab say,

Teacher nay phir bhi puchaaaa , ush may eashi kya baat samaayi hai?

Ye to bata Abhishak bacchan bananay main kya buraaayi hai?


Sirf do filmon se itna naam nahi kamaya Abhishak kay baap nay,

MARDAR kya, ladkiyan phir bhi kahtee hain "ASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE",

Mallika, tanushri, udita Nipti pichli filmon kay sine main,

Sunanay main aaya hai ki ab salina, harshita bhi hain line main,

Main bhi eshi tasty CHOCOLATE ka shwad chakhna chahata houn,

Isliye to SIR !

Main IMRAAN HAASHMI bananaa chahata houn !!!!!!!


Ab master shahab ka gussaaa pahunch gaya saatven aashmaan main,

Bolay sivay ladkiyan ghumaanay kay, kya kiya IMRAAN nay?

Sir ladkiyan ko peechay ghumana koi aasaan kaam nahi,

Varna baday POWERFUL logon ka hota ye anzam nahi.



Kya nahi jaantay aap AMERIKA kay purv Rastrapati ko,

Kaisay prapt huay, Monika kay chakkar main , Veergati ko,

Badal gaya captaan desh ka, Saurabh nagma kay chakkar main.

Cricket khaylna bhul gaye vo, naye khel kay chakkar main.

Meri itni baaton ka matlab bilkul seedha aur saaph hai,

Kabliyat main bhi IMRAAN HAASHMI . BILL CLINTON ka baap Hai.

Main bhi ek Demanded aur kabil aadmi bananaa chahata houn.


Isliye to SIR !

Main IMRAAN HAASHMI bananaa chahata houn !!!!!!!

Samantha Cinderella Scott,
Was told she’d have to have a shot.
The doctor said, “You’re somewhat sick;
I think a shot should do the trick.”

He said “You shouldn’t feel a thing,
Except perhaps a tiny sting,
A painless prick, a poke, a pinch.
It shouldn’t even make you flinch.
“You won’t begin to bleat or bawl.
I doubt that it will hurt at all.
I don’t expect to see it bruise,
Or swell your arm and start to ooze.

“There’s little chance of bellyaches,
Or fevers, chills, or sudden shakes.
It’s not supposed to cause a cough.
Your arm will likely not fall off.

“I’m guessing that there won’t be lots,
of itchy red and purple spots.
Convulsions, too, are fairly rare.
I think you’ll get to keep your hair."

“In fact, the chance is nearly nill,
That you’ll become intensely ill,
Or grow a ghastly greenish hue,
Or turn into a kangaroo."

“It’s nearly certain that you’ll not,
Become a fish or flowerpot.
I’m quite convinced it’s fair to say
You won’t turn into mush today."

“But if you start to shake and cough,
Or if your head should tumble off,
If you become a moose or mule,
You’ll get a day away from school.”

Samantha Cinderella Scott,
Took just a moment, deep in thought,
Then yawned the slightest little yawn
And told the doctor,
“Bring it on!”

Wedding Poems