Kuch Saalon bad wo aayee Nazar
Humne bhi dekha use thaam ke apna Jigar

Par waqt ka taqaazaa Tha
Haath me uske do saal ka Bachha Tha

Muskura ke boli Kaho Kaise Ho
Kya pahle the jaise ab bhi waise Ho?

Hum bole waqt na hame badal Saka
Dil me thi jo baat woh keh na Saka

Wo boli dil ki baath ab bhool Jao
Pyar se apne Bhanje ko gale Lagao.

Acchha laga hame college ka zamana
Mushkil Hoga ab ghar ja ke roti banana
Kaun Marega ab ghar me jhaadu
Kaise bhulungi mai canteen ke laadu
Kaun dega ab hamen aazadi
Aaj nahi to kal karni padegi shaadi

he khuda murga bana de karta kukru/koo rahoo
is dunia ke janjaal se sara jiwan door rahoo
jab dekho tab bibi seene par sawar rahati hai
chhupa chhupa ke maal khilata fir bhee tuk tuk karti hai
ban jati afsar hamari ghar ka kaam karwati hai
sachchai ko kya chhupaoo bartan bhee majwati hai
haddiya ab saath na deti sochata man randuwa rahoo, he khuda murga ban de
meri maa ko dhakka deti baap pe gurrati hai
bhai bahin se charo joon dandbaithak lagwati hai
us aurat ka triya charitra kab tak mai sahataa rahoo, he khuda murga ban de

Mai baabaa hoo kaanshee waalaa
tumhe hansaane aayaa hoo
Dekho bachcho bade swaad kee
tumhe mithaaee laayaa hoo
Pal pal me mai bhiKsha badalataa
Jat Bandar ban jaataa hoo
Mere sang bhee ek bandariyaa
Thumak ke naach dikhaataa hoo
Kabhee to murgaa kabhee to totaa
Kabhee fool ban jaataa hoo
Kabhee sher to ban kar bachcho
Tumako bhee darataa hoo
Kabhee biharee kabhee kawaaDee
Panjaabee ban jaataa hoo
Kabhee galee kaa kuttaa bankar
LaaThee Dandaaa khaataa hoo
Kabhee to saadhoo kabhee mahatmaa
Mandir seedhe jaataa hoo
Bhole baabaa ke charaNo me apanaa sheesh jhukaataa hoo
Kaashee waalaa baabaa ban kar tumhe hasaane aayaa hoo
Tantra mantra kaa khol piTaaraa tumhe dikhaane aayaa hoo

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha?

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha?

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha?

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha?

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha?

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha?

I gave my love a cherry
That has no stone,

I gave my love a chicken
That has no bone,

I gave my love a baby
That's no cryin'.

How can there be a cherry
That has no stone?

How can there be a chicken
That has no bone?

How can there be a baby
That's no cryin'?

A cherry when it's buddin',
It has no stone.

A chicken in the eggshell
It has no bone.

A baby when it's sleepin'
Is no cryin'.

Wedding Poems