Laxman laxman!
Yes pappa!
Eating money!
No pappa!
Telling lies!
No pappa!
Open your drawer!
Ha ha ha!

Laloo Bhai bihari,
Went up the pahari,
To fetch a bail for court order,
Laloo fell down,
And lost his crown,
But Rabri reigned thereafter.

Suna college ki chap rahi kitab,
Sir ne bhi kaha kuch likhiye aap,
Likhne betha kuch samjh na ayaa,
Jo nahi thaa wo dimaag bhi ladaya,
Socha likhoon wo kaun si baat,
Jis se panna bhar jaye ek aadh,
Aisa kaun sa subject uthaun,
Jis se ban jai kuch baat.

Suna college ki chap rahi kitab,
Shabdon ki tukbandi meri samjh ke paar,
Likha kuch nahi ghante bitey chaar,
Rajniti ki samajh hai thodi,
Filmein to hai door ki kodi,
Khelon mein bas cricket hi bhata,
Baki kisi se mera nahi nata,
Kya likhoon aur sab ko batlaun,
Jis se ban jaye kuch baat.

Suna college ki chap rahi kitab,
Socha desh ki problems hain apaar,
Garibi atankwaad aur bhrsihtachaar,
In sabke liye yeh kitab hai thodi,
Sath hi karni hogi kisi ke dimag ki chori,
Kya likhoon isi udhedebun mein beet gayi raat,
Agli subha pata chala,
Chap gayi kitab,
Chap gayi kitab.

Boy friend is for Fun,
Husband is for Son,
Boy friend is Night Partner,
Husband is Life Partner,
Boyfriend is Tooty Fruity,
Husband is Kismat Phooti.

How sweet is your nature,
How sweet is your smile,
How sweet are your lips,
How sweet is your eye,
How sweet are your hair,
See how sweetly i lie.

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, you ask why?
I come close to you, you feel shy,
I tell you those three magical words....

Hey La, Puncture!!!

Wedding Poems