There once was a ruler Hussein,
Who gave the Iraqi's a pain,
He threw them in jail,
He censored their mail,
All for his personal gain.

The ruler of all Sadaam,
Thought of making a nuclear bomb,
So he worked night and day,
And never did play,
Till he held it right there in his palm.

Back in the old U.S.A.,
They cried out this was foul play,
So we loaded ours jets,
And put on our sweats,
To give ole Sadaam a bad day.

We bombed all the cities he had,
We told him he was very bad,
We looked for the W.M.D.,
We made all the citizens flee,
And at the end of the day we were sad.

Because Hussein was pulling our leg,
There wasn't a huge powder keg,
The soldiers all died,
Our citizens cried,
And Bush laid a big hollow egg.

The house is in an up-roar,my sisters such a jerk,
My parents are so scatter-brained,
It's driving me breserk.
My room is so cluttered, my mind is such a mess,
I think I am going crazy, to call it at it's best.
The car lights are on, the kitchens full of smoke,
The cats half up the curtain,
And again I hear the phone.
Now mom and dad are napping,sister started crying,
I dropped the pan of charcoal,
And ran after the phone.
Only to have missed it,
Now the kitchen is a mess,
The smoke alarm is screaming,
The curtains on the floor, the cat is now limping,
As I ran out through the door.
Life can be so crazy,everyone can use a hand.
So just say Hi and smile,
And help out when you can.

*Program to Propose a girl*/
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful Boy

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U"){
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:{
ye tere liye theek nahi
}

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate",

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind,

She got stabbed in a shoot-out,

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK",

She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday,

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order,

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it,

She tried to drown a fish,

She thought a quarterback was a refund,

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death,

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha.


Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..


Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,


Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.


Gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,


Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..



5 saal baad........


Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,


Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana..............


Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,


Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena..


Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,


Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..


Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge......

Through the jongole I am went,
On shooting Tiger I am bent,
Bustaard Tiger has eaten wife,
No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life.


Too much quiet, snakes and leeches,
But I not fear these sons of beeches,
Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start,
But noise is coming from damn fool's heart.


Taking care not to be fright,
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight,
Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him
down,
Then like hero return to native town.


Then through trees I am espying one cave,
I am telling self - "Bholanath be brave",
I am now proceeding with too much care,
From far I smell this Tiger's lair.


My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start to pray,
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day,
Turning round I am going to flee,
But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting this
Bengalee.


He bounding from cave like football player Pele,
I run shouting "Kali Ma tumi kothay gele",
Through the jongole I am running,
With Tiger on my tail closer looming.


I am a telling that never in life,
I will risk again for my damn fool wife.

Wedding Poems