Boy friend is for Fun,
Husband is for Son,
Boy friend is Night Partner,
Husband is Life Partner,
Boyfriend is Tooty Fruity,
Husband is Kismat Phooti.

How sweet is your nature,
How sweet is your smile,
How sweet are your lips,
How sweet is your eye,
How sweet are your hair,
See how sweetly i lie.

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, you ask why?
I come close to you, you feel shy,
I tell you those three magical words....

Hey La, Puncture!!!

There once was a ruler Hussein,
Who gave the Iraqi's a pain,
He threw them in jail,
He censored their mail,
All for his personal gain.

The ruler of all Sadaam,
Thought of making a nuclear bomb,
So he worked night and day,
And never did play,
Till he held it right there in his palm.

Back in the old U.S.A.,
They cried out this was foul play,
So we loaded ours jets,
And put on our sweats,
To give ole Sadaam a bad day.

We bombed all the cities he had,
We told him he was very bad,
We looked for the W.M.D.,
We made all the citizens flee,
And at the end of the day we were sad.

Because Hussein was pulling our leg,
There wasn't a huge powder keg,
The soldiers all died,
Our citizens cried,
And Bush laid a big hollow egg.

The house is in an up-roar,my sisters such a jerk,
My parents are so scatter-brained,
It's driving me breserk.
My room is so cluttered, my mind is such a mess,
I think I am going crazy, to call it at it's best.
The car lights are on, the kitchens full of smoke,
The cats half up the curtain,
And again I hear the phone.
Now mom and dad are napping,sister started crying,
I dropped the pan of charcoal,
And ran after the phone.
Only to have missed it,
Now the kitchen is a mess,
The smoke alarm is screaming,
The curtains on the floor, the cat is now limping,
As I ran out through the door.
Life can be so crazy,everyone can use a hand.
So just say Hi and smile,
And help out when you can.

*Program to Propose a girl*/
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful Boy

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U"){
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:{
ye tere liye theek nahi
}

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