Kar chale hum luta ye watan saathiyon
Ab humare hawale iska dhan sathiyon

Kar chale hum luta ye watan saathiyon...

Election ke mausam baohot hain magar
Ticket milne ki rut roz aati nahin
Maal khaya, zameene harhpeen, ruswa hue to hue
Tijori aise hi to koi bharti nahin
Aaj janta ke bane hum bhagwan sathiyon
Ab humare hawale iska dhan sathiyon

Kar chale hum luta ye watan saathiyon...

Kheench lo khoon janta bana do unko faqeer
Awaaz uthane na paaye humare khilaaf koi
Barhao hath milke apne daaman pe unke
Chaahe ho seeta ya draupadi koi
Dushshaasan hum, hum hi raavan saathiyon!!
Ab humare hawale iska dhan sathiyon

Kar chale hum luta ye watan saathiyon
Ab humare hawale iska dhan sathiyon!!!!

Jagah-Jagah par poster lage hai Mera desh mahaan.
Sansad mein sab chor base hai
Thagg base hai thane mein,
Kursi par aise hai baithe jaise
Saanp lipte hon chandan mein
Media ab kya kare bakhaan,
Jagah-Jagah par poster lage hai Mera Desh Mahaan.
Kahin aag lagi kahin dhuwan utha
Kahin bhukamp kaa kahar toota,
Daan daataon ki soochi akhbaar mein
paisa sab dalaalon ne loota,
Sarkaar kaa bik jata naam
Jagah-Jagah par poster lage hai Mera Desh Mahaan.
Gaaon mein bijali ke khambe-taar
light naam ki cheez nahin,
Bhakara-Tehri Dam lage hai
nalon mein phir bhi paani nahin,
paani ki lambi lagi kataar
Jagah-Jagah par poster lage hai Mera Desh Mahaan.
Pati-Patni kaa rishta ajeeb hai
Saal ke baad talaak jarur hai,
Beta baap ko baap na samajhe
Baap ke paison kaa bahut grur hai,
Yeh sab dekh Kya kare Bhagwan
Jagah-Jagah par poster lage hai Mera Desh Mahaan.
Rojgaar ki ujari duniya
Jan-Jan bhookha Nangaa hai,
Desh chalaoo kursi ke liye
Gali mohalle mein dangaa hai,
Naara goonja bina shanti ke
De Do hamein shanti kaa daan,
Jagah-Jagah par Poster lage hai Mera Desh Mahaan.

What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?
Some Film titles may be like these:


· Login Karo Sajna
· Naukar PC Ka
· 1942 -- A Bug Story
· Kaho Na Virus Hai
· Crash Se Crash Tak
· Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
· Shaheed Hacker Singh
· Password De Ke Dekho
· Terminal Apna Login Parayi
· Mr. Network Lal
· PC Sajaake Rakhna
· Hackers' Ka Raja Debuggers' Ki Rani
· Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
· Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi
· Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
· Aao Chat Kare
· Programmer No.1
· Developer Mera Naam
· Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
· Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
· Do Processor Baarah Terminal
· Tera Code Chal Gaya
· Har Din Jo Mail Karega
· Network Ke Us Paar
· Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
· Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehata Hai
· Raju Ban Gaya MCSE
· Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
· Crash To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

LAATHI LE KAR BHAALU AAYA
CHAM CHAM CHAM
DHOOL BAJATA MEEDHAK AAYA
DHAM DHAM DHAM
MEEDHAK NE LI MEETHI TAAN
AAUR GADHE NE GAAYA GAAN

Hanumas is something strange indeed:
A Hanukkah and Christmas in one night!
Now mixed families must combine the two,
Uniting loved ones just as God would do,
Making separate flames a single light.
All who love by love are thenceforth freed
Simply in all love to find delight

The rain is drizzling,
My tears are falling,
The sun is shining,
My heart is bleeding.

As I wait for the rain,
To wash away my tears,
I wait for the sun,
To take away my fears.

This isn't me,
As I look in the mirror,
Who is that?
Is what I ask myself.

I don't know who I am,
A stranger that's lost,
To the girl in the mirror,
The girl that's looking at me.

I'm scared of her,
As she keeps staring at me,
And so I turn away,
And found out it's just me.

Wedding Poems