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Kaidi- Try karna mujhe umr kaid ho, faansi nahi..
Sardar lawyer- Dont worry!
After court-
Kaidi- Kya hua?
Sardar- Bahut mushkil se umr kaid mili hai.. Saale riha kar rahe the!!!!!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 18-03-2010 Characters : 190)
Y students fail in exam?
Coz
8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days
365-122=243,
Summer holidays=61 days,
243-61=182
Sunday in a year=52days
182-52=130
Festival holidays=40days
130-40=90
Coll festivals=15days
44-15=29
1hr chatting per day=15days
29-15=14days
Sickness days=10days
14-10=4days
Film time in a year=3days
4-3=1day
Remaining 1 day is our b'day..
AB SAALA US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI YAAR!!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 18-03-2010 Characters : 415)
USA me ek pandit ko heart attack aa gaya.
Ambulance use le jane lagi to wo raaste me HARI OM HARI OM kehne laga! Ambulance use hospital ki bajaye ghar le gayi. Pandtani ne poochha, Isse hospital kyu nahi le k gaye?
Compounder said- He was saying HURRY HOME HURRY HOME.. So we brought him ;-)


(Posted on : 18-03-2010 Characters : 295)
In 1975, 3 birds were flying & suddenly died & fell down..
HOW?
So simple!
Remember?
In SHOLAY?
Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalai thi... ;-)


(Posted on : 18-03-2010 Characters : 146)
Its true that all men r born FREE & EQUAL..
Ya but some of them get married.. :-)


(Posted on : 16-03-2010 Characters : 82)
Aap aap ho, Hum hum hain,
Pyaaz nahi khaate, phir bhi aankhein nam hain..
Supply kam hai, isliye gol-gappe me aloo kam hai..
Iss se bakwaas msg bhejo agar aap me dum hai.. ;-)


(Posted on : 15-03-2010 Characters : 178)
Love inspires envy,
Envy endangers spite,
Spite spawns fallacies..
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Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise
Upar ka sab samajh aa gaya.. ;-)


(Posted on : 15-03-2010 Characters : 161)
Luv funda for Guys-
Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
During night, do ur duty
&
After 9 mths get a cutie.. ;-)


(Posted on : 15-03-2010 Characters : 146)
SMS RATES-
1996- 4/-
2000- 2/-
2004- 1/-
2006-50 ps/-
2007- 10/-
2009- FREE :-)


(Posted on : 15-03-2010 Characters : 85)
Wats d difference between PROBLEM, TALENT & SKILL?
2 boys love 1 girl- PROBLEM
1 Boy loves 2 girls- TALENT
If both girls r sisters- SKILL ;-)


(Posted on : 15-03-2010 Characters : 144)
*P===Y===A===R*
WAT IS PYAAR?
P- Pagal hona
Y- Yaadon me khona
A- Akele hona
R- Roj ka rona dhona..
ISLIYE DONT DO PYAR! ONLY LINE MAAR YAAR ;-)


(Posted on : 15-03-2010 Characters : 152)
Papa- Pappu! Is baar tu fail hua to mujhe Papa mat kehna!
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RESULT K BAAD
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Papa- Beta result kaisa raha?
Pappu- Kitni baar mana kia hai k ghar aate hi dimaag mat kharaab kiya kar BABULAL!!! ;)


(Posted on : 12-03-2010 Characters : 207)
Bapu bole- Koi agar sms na kare to tension mat lo! Use sms karte raho.. Bole to

full vinamrata k saath..
Ek din uska hriday parivartan hoga fir sms nahi phone aayega.. ;)


(Posted on : 12-03-2010 Characters : 177)
MATHS MAGIC-
Ur cell no.s last digit x 2+5x50+ur age+365-615..
The last 2 numbers is ur age & first 2 numbers is ur cell's last no. ;)


(Posted on : 12-03-2010 Characters : 136)
Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab DON msg karte hain to bak bak nahi karte..
Pareshaan karte ho jab DON busy ho.
Ab DON free ho to sms nahi karte ;-)


(Posted on : 09-03-2010 Characters : 158)
3 IMPORTANT STAGES OF LIFE-
BEFORE MARRIAGE- Mad for each other
DURING MARRIAGE- Made for each other
&
AFTER MARRIAGE- Mad bcoz of each other ;-)


(Posted on : 09-03-2010 Characters : 149)
TO BE SURE IF HITTING D TARGET IN UR LIFE
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SHOOT FIRST
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& WATEVER U HIT
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CALL IT D TARGET!!!
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THATS CALLED ATTITUDE! ;-)


(Posted on : 09-03-2010 Characters : 170)
U run after it & it keeps flying away from u..
But if u stand still, it cums & sits on ur shoulder..
Wish u lots of butterflies!
SHHH.. DON'T MOVE ;-)


(Posted on : 06-03-2010 Characters : 153)
Sms karne k 4 faayde-
1] Mobile ko jang nahi lagta
2] Time pass ho jata hai
3] Jise sms karo wo khush ho jata hai aur
4] Kaun kanjus hai ye pata chal jata hai ;-)


(Posted on : 05-03-2010 Characters : 166)
KUCH LOG
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ITNE
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PERFECT HOTE HAIN..
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K UNKE LIYE TAAREEF K ALFAAZ KAM PAD JAATE HAIN..
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For example
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"AAP"
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MUJHE HI DEKH LO!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 05-03-2010 Characters : 167)


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