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DEADLY PJ-
Thr were 2 frnds JO & WO..
1 day JO got scared seeing a snake.. Suddenly WO died..
Why did WO die?
coz
JO darr gaya, WO marr gaya!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 05-03-2010 Characters : 152)
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to arise,
Hurricanes to sway around,
&
No one teaches how to choose a husband..
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 28-02-2010 Characters : 165)
FULL FORM OF GIRL-
G- Gappe maarne me sabse aage!
I- Intelligent sirf shak karne me
R- Rone ki automatic machine
L- Ladai me sabki maa
Phir bhi duniya inki diwani.. ;-)


(Posted on : 28-02-2010 Characters : 173)
Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother???
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Coz a Mother can put only 1 child to sleep..
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But a Lecturer can put a whole class to sleep!!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 22-02-2010 Characters : 167)

For d first time in world's history
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3D msg in ur mobile!!!
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SEE & ENJOY!!
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D D D
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Amazing na!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 22-02-2010 Characters : 126)
If Columbus had a girlfriend, He might have never discovered

America..
Why??
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Girlfriend- Where ru going?
With whom?
How ru going?
To discover wat?
Why only u?
Wat shud I do wen u r gone?
Can I cum too?
Wen will u b back?
Where will u stay?
Will u miss me?
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Columbus wud have just dropped d idea!!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 20-02-2010 Characters : 329)
Wo maza..
Na takht me Na taj me,
Na poori duniya k raj me,
Na sur me Na saaz me..
Na kuber k khazaane me..
Jo maza hai subah uthkar fir so jane me.. ;-)


(Posted on : 15-02-2010 Characters : 157)
SMELL IN BEDROOM AFTER MARRIAGE-
1ST YEAR- Smell of roses & perfume!
NEXT FEW YEARS- Baby talcum..
AFTER 30 YEARS- Smell of Vicks & Jhandu balm... ;-)


(Posted on : 10-02-2010 Characters : 153)
Jee kare aapke paas aaun
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Aapke paas aake ruk jaun.
Na baithoon na boloon..
Bas aapki aankh mein
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SANTRE KA CHHILKA NICHOD K BHAAG JAUN... ;-)


(Posted on : 10-02-2010 Characters : 156)
School life is like RELIANCE,
Karlo duniya mutthi mein..
College life is like AIRTEL,
Aisi aazadi aur kahan..
&
Marriage life is like IDEA,
Ek IDEA jo badal de aapki duniya.. ;-)


(Posted on : 10-02-2010 Characters : 184)
Shahrukh Khan ke ghar ka fan bahut slow hai!!!
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Kaise??
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Kyuki usey
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI... ;-)


(Posted on : 10-02-2010 Characters : 123)
,***,
* 1 *
'****'
YE LO 1Rs KA COIN & SEND ME SMS..
Kanjusi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai..
Aur Khabardaar!! Isse Chocolate leke khai to!!!


(Posted on : 10-02-2010 Characters : 140)
TOP 3 SWEETEST SLEEP-
1] Sleeping on mom's lap wen tired
2] Sleeping on lover's shoulder wen alone
&
3] Sleeping wid open eyes while attending lectures!!!


(Posted on : 10-02-2010 Characters : 158)
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

(Posted on : 07-02-2010 Characters : 139)
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XEY4XYYM3XS04X5YGX6YXDYEXIXYXETXYEXAXLLXNYXYXY

UXYXMXYBEXYXRYXSXYDYEYLEYAYLLXYY..
DELETE CAPITAL Y & FOLLOW FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS..
See wat u get ;-)


(Posted on : 06-02-2010 Characters : 203)
REAL FACT-
Even though guys buy PULSAR 220cc or 350cc ROYAL ENFIELD..
It is used only to follow a 80cc Scooty pep!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 06-02-2010 Characters : 122)
GLASS TUTE TO KYA AAWAZ HOTI HAI???
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CRASH??
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NA
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CRISH??
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NA
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THISH??
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NAHEEE
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MUMMY KI AAWAZ AATI HAI!!
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"TOD DO! SAB TOD DO KAMBAKHTO!!
KUCH MAT CHHODNA ISS GHAR ME!!!" ;-)


(Posted on : 02-02-2010 Characters : 224)
If u luv sum1 truly, then recharge my mobile vd atleast Rs 50/-
& u'll get married to ur luv!!
Dont ignore! Its working!!
At least try!! ;-)


(Posted on : 02-02-2010 Characters : 143)
SMS CHAHIYE THE???
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Ye lo
SMS SMS SMS
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Ye lo CHHOTE SMS
sms sms ama
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Ye lo REMIX SMS
sMs sMs sMs
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STYLISH WALE BHI HAIN
$M$ $M$ $M$
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Ab mat kehna sms nahi bhejte!!!


(Posted on : 02-02-2010 Characters : 198)
Why India is till not developed??
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Though Indian population is 100 crores
7.9 crore r retired
30 crore in state govt
& 17 crore in central govt (both don't work)
1.1 crore r IT PROFESSIONALS (they don't work for India)
25 crore in schools
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospital
Statistics say, 79,99,998 ppl r in jail..
Rest 2 r U & Me..
U r busy with ur mobile..
HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA ALL ALONE???? :-0


(Posted on : 02-02-2010 Characters : 443)


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