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3 GUYS, named
WHAT
WHY
WHEN
were talking!
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WHAT- WHY what ru doing??
WHY- I donno wat i'm doing..
WHAT- WHY?
WHY- Why ru calling me What?
WHAT- Now Why did u call me?
WHY- What? When did I call u??
WHEN- In ur problem Y ru calling me??
WHY- What? Did I call u? When?
WHAT & WHEN- What?
WHEN- Why ru calling urself?
WHY- Did I call myself? When?
WHEN- What?
WHAT- Why did u call me? Don't ask When??
WHY & WHEN- What?
NOW FORWARD & KILL OTHERS HEAD!!!
HA HA HA!!!


(Posted on : 02-02-2010 Characters : 487)
A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things..
A gud heart can win many relationships..
But a gud nature can win many gud hearts..


(Posted on : 02-02-2010 Characters : 135)
Leave something for someone
but never leave someone for something
bcuz....in life something will leave u but someone wil lalways b with u...


(Posted on : 30-01-2010 Characters : 142)
DO U KNOW D MEANING OF PYAAR???
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Sacrifice?
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.
Compromise?
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NO!
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Its not PYAAR!
PYAAR is group of friends sitting around a table in Bar
&
saying
"P-YAAR"!!!
CHEERS!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 24-01-2010 Characters : 197)
Style is not looking best u can,
Neither is it d art of carrying yourself..
Its an instinct that flows from within,
Everyone is stylish in his own way.. :-)


(Posted on : 19-01-2010 Characters : 159)
DEFINITION OF STATUS-
The money we spend, which we don't have, to buy things which we don't need, to impress people whom we don't know..
Strange but True!!


(Posted on : 19-01-2010 Characters : 157)
Agar JACKIE CHAIN ki saans ko Kidnap kar diya, to use kaun wapas laayega??
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VICKS VAPORUB!
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Kyuki..
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VICKS VAPORUB lautaye
.
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CHAIN KI SAANS!! ;-)


(Posted on : 19-01-2010 Characters : 170)
Life has so much to teach us..
A famous Chinese poet said-
"Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun una ping ching myang.."
Really touching na!!
Mere to aansu hi aa gaye!!!


(Posted on : 19-01-2010 Characters : 174)
In a nursery school canteen, thr was a basket of Apples with notice written over it- 'Do not take more than 1.. God is watching!'
A li'l further on next counter, thr was a box of chocolates on which kids wrote- 'Take as many as u want! God is busy watching apples!!' ;-)


(Posted on : 19-01-2010 Characters : 273)
Duniya mein 3 log bahut achhe hain-
(',')/'
<))> 1 MAIN
_//_
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(',') PHIR MAIN
<((>
_//_
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3rd AAP
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KA FRND
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(',')
<))> YANI MAIN.. ;-)
_//_


(Posted on : 17-01-2010 Characters : 174)
EGG
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MUTTON
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FISH
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CHICKEN
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KABAAB
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CHUPKE SE PADH KE DELETE KAR DO!!
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YE NON-VEG MSG HAI NA!!
KOI DEKH NA LE!! ;-)


(Posted on : 17-01-2010 Characters : 154)
WHATS ATTITUDE??
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.
3 Ants saw an elephant coming!
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1st Ant- We'll break his leg!
2nd Ant- We'll kill him!!
3rd Ant- Leave him Dude!!
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He's alone & We r 3.....


(Posted on : 17-01-2010 Characters : 179)
Mat dhoondna mujhe duniya ki tanhaayi mein,
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.
.
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Kyuki thand bahut hai
.
.
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Main to hoon apni RAJAAI mein.. ;-)
WAH WAH!
WAH WAH!!


(Posted on : 17-01-2010 Characters : 147)
CORPORATE LESSONS-
"We'll do it" means "U'll do it"
.
"U hav done a gr8 job" means "More work will b given to u"
.
"We're a team" means "I'm not d only one to b blamed"
.
"That's a gud question" means "I do not know anything abt it"
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"All d best" means "U r in trouble".. ;-)



(Posted on : 12-01-2010 Characters : 289)
Wats d difference between Talent & Intelligence??
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Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent..
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&
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Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence.. ;-)


(Posted on : 12-01-2010 Characters : 175)
Life is short, live it..
Love is rare, Grab it..
Anger is bad, dump it..
Fear is awful, face it..
Memories r sweet, cherish it..
&
d Sender is a Genius, Accept it.. ;-)


(Posted on : 12-01-2010 Characters : 176)
Tell me who am I out of d following?
TWEETY- I speak alot..
TOM & JERRY- I fight a lot..
DEXTER- Studius
BARBIE- Sweet, cute & Pretty
JOHNNY BRAVO- a flirt
MINI- Beautiful
TINTIN- Intelligent
MICKEY- Caring
MR. BEAN- Unpredictable
NODDY- Loved by all..
REPLY MUST!! ;-)


(Posted on : 12-01-2010 Characters : 282)
HANSNA MAT!!
Aaj maine ek jaan bachai!!
Maine ek ladki se poochha- Aagar main tumhe I LOVE U kahoon to tum kya karogi??
Ladki- Khushi se mar jaungi!!
Maine kaha- Ja! Nahi kehta! Jee le apni zindgi!! ;-)


(Posted on : 06-01-2010 Characters : 208)
2010 is coming!
Wish u a very Happy New Year!
&
Valentine Day,
Naag Panchmi,
15th August,
Friendship day,
Mother,
Father,
Dada,
Dadi,
Nana,
Nani,
Teacher's Day
&
Children Day
&
Happy Birthday!
365 Gud
Mornings,
Afternoons
&
Nights!
.
.
Sala roz ka drama hi khatam!
Ab poora saal mat kehna K sms nahi kiya!! ;-)


(Posted on : 22-12-2009 Characters : 340)
Tum chale gaye to baag se titliyan chali gayi,
Phool murjha gaye, Patte jhad gaye..
Ab aur mat satao!
Garden me paani dene aa jao.. ;-)


(Posted on : 18-12-2009 Characters : 140)


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