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|“ Height of Fashion-|
A 2mth old Baby boy goes to Huggies outlet
a LOW WAIST NAPPY!!!! ;-)
(Posted on : 18-12-2009 Characters : 112)
|“ Hindi bhi ajeeb bhasha hai!|
Ghadi kharaab ho to kehte hain, "BAND HAI!"
Ladki kharaab ho to kehte hain ki, "CHAALU HAI!!" ;-)
(Posted on : 08-12-2009 Characters : 146)
|“ A man got to ask for 2 wishes from GOD!|
He asked for d BEST DRINK & d BEST WOMAN ever!
Next moment, he had
MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA next to him!
MORAL- Be specific!! ;-)
(Posted on : 08-12-2009 Characters : 204)
|“ EITHER WALK AS IF U RULE D WORLD!|
WALK AS IF U DAMN CARE WHO RULES D WORLD!!
ROCK UR LIFE!!! :-)
(Posted on : 08-12-2009 Characters : 140)
|“ OLD SAYING- "If someone throws a stone at u, throw back flower at them....!"|
NEW SAYING- ".....Make sure u throw d flower with the Pot!!"
YE HAI YOUNGISTAN MERI JAAN!!! ;-)
(Posted on : 08-12-2009 Characters : 176)
|“ FRIENDSHIP BETWN GIRLS-|
A gal came home late & told Dad dat she was at frd's home!
Dad called 10 frnds,
But all said she wasn't thr!
FRIENDSHIP BETWN BOYS-
A boy didn't come home 1 night & told Dad dat he was at his frnd's house!
Dad called 10 frnds,
8 confirmed he had slept at their house &
2 claimed he was still thr!!! ;-P
(Posted on : 08-12-2009 Characters : 342)
|“ JAPANESE PROVERB- If one can do it, U too can do it!|
If no one cn do it, U must do it!
INDIAN PROVERB- If one can do it, let him do it!
If no one can do it, Leave it!!! ;-)
(Posted on : 08-12-2009 Characters : 183)
|“ A THOUGHT-|
We all spend lot of money for buying new clothes!
But never realize that best times r enjoyed without clothes!! ;-)
We need atleast 2 things to live in life-
1 heart to feel love!
1 brain to understand it....
We'd have Broken Hearts
Confused minds!!! ;-)
(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 296)
|“ Before battery low,|
Before ma credit is over &
Before the sms is pending
may I take this time 2 say
WISH U AL DE BEST N WHATEVER U R DOING,
MISS U. ”
(Posted on : 21-10-2009 Characters : 162)
|“ I saw sum1 in coffee shop,|
Very Attractive, Graceful, Decent, Charming..
More like a celebrity!
I went closer..
Ye 'mirrors' bhi na!!!! ;-) ”
(Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 152)
|“ A typical student (Like us)|
Flips a coin & thinks..
Heads aaya to i'll go to sleep,
Tails to i'll watch movie..
Stands- I'll listen to music,
Stays in air- I'll study!
gudnite ;-) ”
(Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 185)
|“ My phone loves it wen u sms-|
Its li'l face lights up..
Bursts into beep &
Has ur sweet name written all over it..
I think u should sms more often coz it likes u!!! ;-) ”
(Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 171)
|“ A smile is d best lightening system of d face,|
Best cooling system of head &
Best warming system of heart..
So keep smiling!
Gud mrng! :-)
(Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 144)
|“ In mahapurshon se kuch seekho!|
Mitrata- Krishna se!
Maryada- Ram se!
Seva- Shravan kumar se!
Ahimsa- Mahavir se!
Daan- Karn se!
Sms- Hum se! ;-) ”
(Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 155)
|“ Life is a railway station...|
Where love is a train
that would come and go any time
But friendship is a track
It's remains 4 ever. ”
(Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 183)
|“ Ek ladke ne ek ladki se uska naam poocha..|
Ladki ne kaha meri scooty k peeche likha hai..
Scooty k piche likha tha 7.3 4.3 9.3 2.1
Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!
[Ans- RIYA] ”
(Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 184)
|“ Fear but dare more, Argue but agree more, Talk but listen more, Punish but forgive more. Then people will love u more than u love them.... ”|
(Posted on : 30-09-2009 Characters : 138)
|“ 2 Indian Sikh soldiers captured a Pakistani!|
Gave him a Dice & said- "If u get 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 we'll kill u!"
Pakistani- "6 aaya to???"
Soldiers- "Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari aayegi!!!!" ;-) ”
(Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 197)
|“ I'm 7 letter city name,|
My 234 letter is a bird,
713 is cool,
1274 is a part of face,
4713 is way of saying GUD!!
If u r a Genius, reply!!
(Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 152)
|“ WATS ATTITUDE??|
3 Ants facing an Elephant-
1st Ant- We'll kill him!
2nd Ant- We'll crush him!
3rd Ant- Let him go! We're 3 n He's Alone!! ;-) ”
(Posted on : 17-06-2009 Characters : 151)
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