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Fresh Air? Fresh Idea?
Fresh Talent? Fresh Energy?
I Wish U To Have A?
Special Sunday..
Marvellous Monday?
Tasty Tuesday?
Wonderful Wednesday?
Thankful Thursday?
Friendly Friday?
Successful Saturday?
Have A Great Week Ahead


(Posted on : 22-10-2012 Characters : 233)


Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera
intezar karti hai.
Man - Arey waha Vo kaise?
Sardar - Main Girls college Bus ka Drive Hu na.


(Posted on : 22-10-2012 Characters : 128)


Sweetest Excuse:)
A kid gets zero in a paper.
Mom : What is this??
Kid reply with innocence:(
kid-Teacher ke pas Star khatam ho gaye the to Full Moon de diya.


(Posted on : 22-10-2012 Characters : 162)


Pappu school me gadha le kar aya
Miss:-Ye gadha, kyo laye ho?
Pappu:-Miss aap hi to Kehti hai Ke maine bade bade gadho Ko insan bnaya hai, toh maine socha iski bhi life ban jaye gi.


(Posted on : 22-10-2012 Characters : 183)


Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti hai.
Badi der sochne ke baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.


(Posted on : 22-10-2012 Characters : 117)


Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..


(Posted on : 22-10-2012 Characters : 124)


Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola
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Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega


(Posted on : 21-10-2011 Characters : 143)


If u care me,i will care u,
If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me,i will msg u,if u will forget me,
i m sorry dear kahani me twist hai
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I will kill u.


(Posted on : 12-06-2011 Characters : 159)


Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn
Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating

(After Eating)

G:Nw Tell Me

B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food.
Aur ban heroine...


(Posted on : 11-06-2011 Characters : 150)


Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha hai


(Posted on : 28-02-2011 Characters : 159)


Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai? Jo MANN me hai? Jo DIL me hai? Magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN.

(Posted on : 21-11-2010 Characters : 122)


Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.



(Posted on : 15-11-2010 Characters : 192)


Santa ko sapne me chappal mari, 2 din tak bank nahi gaya
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q ki bank me likha tha "hum aapke sapno ko hakiqat me badalte he...


(Posted on : 08-10-2010 Characters : 137)


MAHEK WHISKY KI KABHI KAM NAHI HOTI ,
PINE SE ZINDAGI KHATM NAHI HOTI ,
BOTTEL K SATH HO AGAR NAMKEEN AUR GOLD FLAKE,
TO ZINDAGI SULTAAN MIRZA SE KAM NAHI HOTI .


(Posted on : 27-09-2010 Characters : 167)


unhone ghoonghat jo uthaya din me raat ho gayi
pyaar ki sunahri dhoop ki jagah barsaat ho gayi
armaano pe mere petrol tab fir gaya
jab shaadi k din hi wo kisi aur k saath faraar ho gayi


(Posted on : 28-05-2010 Characters : 188)


Behosh aadmi ko dekhkar doctor: ye to mar chukka hai, Aadmi Bola: mai zinda hoon! Biwi: tum chup raho ji, itna bada doctor kya jhoot bolege!

(Posted on : 13-04-2010 Characters : 140)


BHAGWAT GITA SAYS, Whr thr is a girl, thr is shaanti!
Shaanti means Peace!
Thats y, wen boys see girls, they say, SUPER PEACE!!! (SUPER-PIECE) ;-)


(Posted on : 23-03-2010 Characters : 150)


Patni- Utho raat k 2 baje hain..
Pati- Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya?
Patni- Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li..


(Posted on : 23-03-2010 Characters : 122)


WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming at night. Suddenly, "Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of d window & realizes, "Damn it! I'm d husband!!!"


(Posted on : 23-03-2010 Characters : 153)


PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left... ;-)


(Posted on : 23-03-2010 Characters : 107)


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