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| “ Quyamat ke din farishte ne sabse kaha:- apne apne gunah paper pe likho sab ne apne apne gunah likhe achanak aapki awaj aayi Sir, SUPPLIMENT PLZ ” (Posted on : 16-04-2008 Characters : 157) |
| “ santa banta se- yaar i'm going ka kya matlab hota hai batao? banta - mai ja raha hu...............! santa - are jate jate matlab to batake jao...! ” (Posted on : 16-04-2008 Characters : 148) |
| “ Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi Meri har khushi tere naam hogi Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse Bijli Paani ke bill aur Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi ” (Posted on : 08-02-2008 Characters : 160) |
| “ Ek pyare se sms ki ummeed laga rakhi hai.. Hamne nazre screen par tika rakhi hai.. Par ummeed kaise ho poori?? Busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai ” (Posted on : 23-12-2007 Characters : 151) |
| “ Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? ” (Posted on : 11-12-2007 Characters : 111) |
| “ Baah fadke rok lende je chalda koi zor hunda assi tere piche kyon rulde je tere jeha koi hor hunda ” (Posted on : 11-12-2007 Characters : 101) |
| “ Na Caroodo Me Na Laakho Me Na Hazaaro Me Na Chaand Me Na Sitaaro Me Humne Aapko Dekha Hai... CHAPPAL Churate Hue Gurudwaro Me. ” (Posted on : 10-10-2007 Characters : 132) |
| “ Jahan dosti vahan pyar, Jahan pyar vahan ishq, Jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat, Jahan mohabbat vahan judai, Jahan judai vahan dard, Jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena. ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 171) |
| “ Kitne Haseen Ho Tum, Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo, Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin, Plz Galli mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo. ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 154) |
| “ 1 ladki thi deewani si, doston pe woh marti thi! Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad usko lekin moblie bill se Darti thi. ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 165) |
| “ Request hai tumse refuse mat karna, Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna, Hum dost hai tumahre confuse mat karna, Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna. ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 159) |
| “ Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 182) |
| “ Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 155) |
| “ Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.. ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 183) |
| “ Wo hamari zindagi mein kuchh is tarah se aaye Wo hamari zindagi mein kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet mein saand ghus aaye.. ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 139) |
| “ Apne pyaar ko mat chupao... Ise zaroorat hai jatane ki... Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao... Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki... Ab aur Perfume mat lagao... Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki... ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 188) |
| “ Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Allah kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!! ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 166) |
| “ Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, Jisko aankh maari thi... Woh sendal kitni bhari thi, Jo usne sar pe maari thi... ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 114) |
| “ Kanjoosi ka National award diya jayega Aap ka naam sub se pehle liya jayega Galti se bhi sms na karna Warna Award haath se nikal jayega! ” (Posted on : 13-09-2007 Characters : 139) |
| “ duur sahi majbuur sahi yaad tumhari aati hai duur sahi majbuur sahi yaad tumhari aati hai tum saans wahan lete ho tum saans wahan lete ho badbuu yahan aati hai. ” (Posted on : 17-08-2007 Characters : 166) |
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