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Namaskar
Ye MALE/FEMALE
Jach sewa hai, Agar aap purush hai to 5 msg kare, Mahila 3 msg kare,En me se kuchh nhi hain to sms na kare, Hum aapka dard samjh jayege.


(Posted on : 14-11-2008 Characters : 162)
Kya ap bore ho rahe ho?
Kuch karne ka mann ho rha hai? Zip kholo Hath andar dalo or.















Bag se book nikal k padho.
To tumne kya socha..


(Posted on : 14-11-2008 Characters : 167)
HUM FIZAON KE RUKNE KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE
HUM HAWAON KE THAMNE KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE
JAB DIL KARTA HAI TO KAR LETE HAI SMS
HUM KANJUSON KE SMS KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE


(Posted on : 14-10-2008 Characters : 170)
How chinese gave their child name?
Ans:- They through a spoon on a bowl and what sounds came from the bowl tey kept it as their child name.


(Posted on : 25-09-2008 Characters : 140)
AAJKAL SMS KA BAHUT CHLAN HO GAYA
LADKE KE MOBILE MEIN ME GAJAB HO GAYA
USKI GIRLFRIEND KA NAAM LAVLEE THA
PAR MOBILE ME AATE HI LALAN HO GAYA


(Posted on : 05-08-2008 Characters : 145)
Quyamat ke din farishte ne sabse kaha:-

apne apne gunah paper pe likho
sab ne apne apne gunah likhe
achanak aapki awaj aayi

Sir,
SUPPLIMENT PLZ


(Posted on : 16-04-2008 Characters : 157)
santa banta se- yaar i'm going ka kya matlab hota hai batao?
banta - mai ja raha hu...............!
santa - are jate jate matlab to batake jao...!


(Posted on : 16-04-2008 Characters : 148)
Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi
Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse
Bijli Paani ke bill aur
Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi


(Posted on : 08-02-2008 Characters : 160)
Ek pyare se sms ki ummeed laga rakhi hai..
Hamne nazre screen par tika rakhi hai..
Par ummeed kaise ho poori??
Busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai


(Posted on : 23-12-2007 Characters : 151)
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?


(Posted on : 11-12-2007 Characters : 111)
Baah fadke rok lende
je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde
je tere jeha koi hor hunda


(Posted on : 11-12-2007 Characters : 101)
Na Caroodo Me
Na Laakho Me
Na Hazaaro Me
Na Chaand Me
Na Sitaaro Me
Humne Aapko Dekha Hai...
CHAPPAL Churate Hue Gurudwaro Me.


(Posted on : 10-10-2007 Characters : 132)
Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat,
Jahan mohabbat vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena.


(Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 171)
Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo,
Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin,
Plz Galli mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo.


(Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 154)
1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayad usko
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi.


(Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 165)
Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre confuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.


(Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 159)
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai


(Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 182)
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....


(Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 155)
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..


(Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 183)
Wo hamari zindagi mein kuchh is tarah se aaye
Wo hamari zindagi mein kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet mein saand ghus aaye..


(Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 139)


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