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Kisi dard ko sambhal pana aasan nahi,
Haste huye har pal ko bita pana aasan nahi..
Zindgi me har koi dil me nahi bas pata,
Aur us base huye ko nikaal pana aasan nahi..



(Posted on : 21-11-2009 Characters : 174)
Popcorn ki khushbu,
Mungphali ki bahaar,
Thandi ka mausam,
Thodi masti thoda pyaar,
Muffler sweater rakho tayyar,
Happy winter mere yaar!! :-)


(Posted on : 21-11-2009 Characters : 147)
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talaash hai,
Har dil me chhupa ek ehsaas hai,
Aapse dosti yun hi nahi ki humne,
Kya karein hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai!!! ;-)



(Posted on : 21-11-2009 Characters : 161)
1980 girl- Pehla pehla pyaar hai, Jiya bekaraar hai..
Aaja mere saajna tera intzaar hai!
2008 girl- 3ra 4tha pyaar hai, Jiya bekaraar hai..
Aaja mere saajna nahi to 5va tayyar hai.. ;-)


(Posted on : 21-11-2009 Characters : 190)
class ki har ladki ek phool hai
unhe chahna ek bhool hai
jo unki soch me gul hai
uski compartment ke chances full hai


(Posted on : 20-11-2009 Characters : 120)
Kash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte
Kash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte
nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein
kash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte


(Posted on : 18-11-2009 Characters : 141)
Yashomati maiyya se bole Nandlala-
"Maa, Tata Sky laga dala to life Jhingalala!!!"
.
.
Ab hanso pet pakad pakad ke!!


(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 122)
Where was Love born?
Guess!
Simple!
In CHINA!
.
.
Coz
It has
NO WARRANTY
& NO GUARANTEE!
Chale to chand tak!
Nahi to shaam tak!! ;-)



(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 147)
Taaron me akela chaand jagmagata hai,
Muskilon me akela insaan hi dagmagata hai,
Kaanto se mat ghabrana mere dost,
Kyuki kaanton me hi ek gulaab muskurata hai..


(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 165)
Stress se face par pimple pad jate hain,
Rone se skin par wrinkle pad jate hain,
Isliye hanste raho dear..
Kyuki isse gaalon par dimple pad jate hain.. :-)




(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 164)
Life of a Student-
Wallet hai Paise nahi..
Lectures hain Attendance nahi..
Mobile hai Balance nahi..
Frnds hain Girlfrnd nahi..
Exams hain Tension nahi..
Padhna hai, Mood nahi.. ;-)



(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 191)
Rab se aapki khwahish maangte hain,
Har pal aapki khushi maangte hain,
Sochte hain aur kya maange rab se,
Chalo aapko woh mil jayen jiski aap dua maangte hain.. :-)



(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 171)
Doctor girl 1- Dil k operation ko Bypass kyun kehte hain??
Doctor girl 2- Kyuki agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS! Warna hamesha k liye BYE BYE!!!



(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 154)
Mulakat bhi kabhi aansu de jati hai,
Nazrein bhi kabhi dhokha de jati hain,
Guzre huye lamhon ko yaad karke dekhiye,
Tanhayi bhi kabhi kabhi sukoon de jati hai..




(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 170)
Dosti ka rishta do anjano ko jod deta hai,
Har kadam par zindgi ko naya mod deta hai,
Wo saath deta hai tab,
Jab apna bhi saya saath chhod deta hai..


(Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 154)
15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.

21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.

31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta hai tu rakh !


(Posted on : 14-11-2009 Characters : 296)
Wife Pati ko maar rahi thi-
Padosi- Kyu maar rahi ho?
Patni- Inko phone kiya to ek ladki boli aap jisse sampark karna chahte ho wo abhi vyast hai..


(Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 151)
Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye!
Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi!
Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi!
Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-)



(Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 150)
A sardar went to a temple on Hanuman Jayanti!
Pujari gave him aarti..
Guess wat sardar did??
Sardar blew off d Diya & said- HAPPY B'DAY HANUMAN JI..


(Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 153)
Dard ko sambhaal pana aasan nahi,
Hanste huye pal bita paana aasan nahi,
Zindgi me har koi dil me nahi bas paata,
Aur base huon ko bhula pana aasan nahi..


(Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 157)


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