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| “ Doctor: "Sardar ji aapki ek Kidney Fail ho gyi hai" Sardar pehle to bahut roya, fir aansu ponchtey hue bola, . . . . . Kitney Marks se ???? ” (Posted on : 02-11-2010 Characters : 150) |
| “ jab hume unse mohabbat hui, to unko hamari mohabbat par shak tha jab unhe hamse mohabbat hui to hum par kisi aur ka haq tha..... ” (Posted on : 25-03-2010 Characters : 128) |
| “ Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..." ” (Posted on : 06-01-2010 Characters : 141) |
| “ achhe kapde pehente ho aur pure style rakhte ho dil me gussa aur face pe smile rakhte ho Naak pochhna aata nahi aur haath me mobail rakhte ho ” (Posted on : 25-11-2009 Characters : 147) |
| “ Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai ” (Posted on : 02-11-2009 Characters : 167) |
| “ ROZ LOGON SE AAPKE PANGE HONGE ROZ AAPKE GHAR MEIN DANGE HONGE YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE SMS NAHI KIYA TO AAPKE 420 BACCHE HONGE AUR SAB LUCCHE, LAFANGE AUR GANJE HONGE ” (Posted on : 16-10-2008 Characters : 164) |
| “ MERE DIL ME RAHO YA JIGAR ME RAHO UMAR BHAR TUM MERI NAZAR ME RAHO BUS ITNA KARAM KAR DENA HUM PAR MERE GHAR MAT AANA, AAP APNE GHAR ME RAHO ” (Posted on : 26-09-2008 Characters : 146) |
| “ har khushi teri taraf mor doon tere liye chand tare tak tor doon khusion k darwaze tere liye khol doon itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhoot aur bol doon ” (Posted on : 18-03-2007 Characters : 152) |
| “ aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya, khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya, maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal, shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya....... ” (Posted on : 19-02-2007 Characters : 160) |
| “ jawab to mil jate hai, kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo, forward toh bahut karte ho, kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo..... ” (Posted on : 19-02-2007 Characters : 123) |
| “ agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi, agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein, toh sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho.....hoon mein shadi shuda, to kaan khol kar soon lo ... kunware to hum bhi nahi..... ” (Posted on : 19-02-2007 Characters : 212) |
| “ Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana. Dulha bechain tha, sunne ko gana. Dulhan ne shuru kiya... BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA. ” (Posted on : 30-01-2007 Characters : 139) |
| “ I mix Rum in water and got drunk.I mix Brandy in water and got drunk.I mix WHISKY in water and got drunk again.Now I have decided never to drink water again!!! ” (Posted on : 25-01-2007 Characters : 159) |
| “ PIMPLE PIMPLE LITTLE STAR SAARE KANJUS MERE YAAR JOH, MUJHE PHONE YA SMS NAA KARE USKE MOOH PAR PIMPLE HO JAAYE CHAAR BAAR BAAR LAGATAAR. ” (Posted on : 20-01-2007 Characters : 138) |
| “ Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly ” (Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 106) |
| “ Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de ” (Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 142) |
| “ Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai Kyonki hum mind blowing hai ” (Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 131) |
| “ Kiss kisi ki mahphil me, Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya. Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya, Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya. ” (Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 148) |
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