| One Liners |
| “ I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me. ” (Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 49) |
| “ If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ” (Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 68) |
| “ Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now... ” (Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 118) |
| “ First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. ” (Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 75) |
| Total Records : 4 |
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