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REMIX OF UNCHHA LAMBA KAD-
Ik unchha lamba kutta,
Saadi gali wich sutta,
Raati thandi wich baaun baaun karda ni...
Oh Gwandia di kutti utte marda ni...
Baoon Baoon Baoon..


(Posted on : 27-01-2010 Characters : 176)
ARZ KIYA HAI!
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Saas hove taa changi hove!
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Gaur kijiyega!
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Saas hove taa changi hove!
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Nahin taa photo deewar te tangi hove!!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 22-12-2009 Characters : 157)
Baby sardar praying-
Bhagwaan ji! Plz Punjab nu america di capital bana do!!!
Plz plz plz!
Bhagwaan ji- Kyun yaara?
Baby- Kyuki main exam vich likh aaya si!!! ;-)


(Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 167)
Baah fadke rok lende
je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde
je tere jeha koi hor hunda


(Posted on : 11-12-2007 Characters : 101)
Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!


(Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 120)
Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya


(Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 162)
Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.


(Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 147)
J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !


(Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 117)
Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?


(Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 100)
tusi bade hi gr8 ho,
rasgulle ki pl8 ho,
pepsi ka cr8 ho,
ande ka oml8 ho,
SMS karane mein bade le8 ho,
jalebi ki tarah str8 ho,
kher jo bhi ho mere fever8 ho.......


(Posted on : 07-03-2007 Characters : 171)
Santa goes to a hotel and orders chiken
Waiter: french or spanish?
Santa: jehra margi le aa,
main kehra gallan karniya ne
buurrraaaaa!


(Posted on : 30-11-2006 Characters : 138)



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