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Pheasant Plucker
I am not a pheasant plucker,
But a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants
'Til the pheasant plucker comes.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Our Joe
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!
  ( By : Md Kamran )

Once Upon A Barren Moor
Once upon a barren moor
there dwelt a bear also a boar
the bear could not bear the boar
the bear thought the boar a bore
At last that bear could bear no more
that boar that bored him on the moor
and so one morn' he bored that boar
that boar will boar no more


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.   ( By : Md Kamran )

Mr. See's Saw
Mr. See had a saw
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
before Soar saw See


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Mrs Hunt
Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Manager of the Menagerie
'The Manager of the Menagerie
Imagined he was a manager of an imaginary Menagerie'.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Mrs. Puggy Wuggy
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
Not a punt cut square
Just a square cut punt
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt


  ( By : Md Kamran )

The Mikado (light opera,lyrics by W.S. Gilbert; music by Arthur Sullivan.)
To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.


Peter Matthews [phm109(AT)psu.edu] and
Nicole [Lumetta-soubrette(AT)hehe.com] - for discovering the title and origin.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

I saw Esau
I saw Esau kissing Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau,
And Esau saw that I saw Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau saw.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Felt Hat
Is that a felt hat your wearing ,thats incredible
I've fealt some felt hats before but of all the felt hats I've ever fealt
I've never fealt a felt hat like that felt hat fealt.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Fly and a Flea
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
"Let us fly," said the flea
"Let us flee,"said the fly
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Fresh Fish
Do you like fresh fish?
It's just fine at Finney's Diner.
Finney also has some fresher fish
that's fresher and much finer.
But his best fish is his freshest fish
and Finney says with pride,
"The finest fish at Finney's is
my freshest fish, French-fried!"

SO...
don't order the fresh or the fresher fish.
At Finney's, if you're wise, you'll say,
"Fetch me the finest, French-fried freshest
fish that Finney fries!"

Dr. Seuss' book, "Oh say can you say"
Copyright 1979, Theodore S. Geisel and Audrey S. Geisel


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Fuzzy Wuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
Was he?!


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Fig Plucker
I'm not the fig plucker,
but the fig plucker's son.
But I'll pluck figs
'til the fig plucker comes

  ( By : Md Kamran )

Goodie Twoshoes
Good Goodie Twoshoes took two shoes to the Goody Showshine shoe shop.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Good Cook
How many cuckoos could a good cook cook
if a cook could cook cuckoos.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Doctor (Version 2)
When a doctor doctors a doctor does the doctoring doctor doctor,
the doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored,
or does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor,
the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?,

Here's the answer:
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the
doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Doctor (Version 1)
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Cheeryful Charles
Cheerful Charles chose cherry chocolates for Cheri.

  ( By : Md Kamran )

Canny Cannibal
How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel,
if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel ?


  ( By : Md Kamran )

Bob Dole
How much dough would Bob Dole dole
If Bob dole could dole dough?
Bob dole would dole as much dough
As Bob Dole COULD dole,
If Bob Dole could dole dough.

  ( By : Md Kamran )

A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Mixed Biscuits
And a Biscuit Mixer.


  ( By : Md Kamran )

At a minute or two 'til two
Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two 'til two
A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do
For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two
With a rattatta tattatta tattatta too
And the dragon will come when he hears the drum
At a minute or two 'til two today
At a minute or two 'til two.
  ( By : Md Kamran )

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better.
" So she bought a bit of butter -
Better than her bitter butter -
And she baked it in her batter;
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.



  ( By : Md Kamran )

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.   ( By : Md Kamran )

A flea and a fly in a flue
Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue   ( By : Md Kamran )

Mix, Miss Mix!

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Will you, William?   ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Please pay promptly.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Are our oars oak?   ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers   ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Good blood, bad blood.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter   ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Ed had edited it.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

The Leith police dismisseth us.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

The blue bluebird blinks.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Truly rural.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Chop shops stock chops   ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Thieves seize skis.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Sixish.

  ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir   ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Six sharp smart sharks   ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily   ( By : Jyoti Gupta )

nazar nazar me har ek naraz me hume us nazar ki talash thi. wo narazar mili to sahi par us nazar me ab wo nazar kahan thi.

  ( By : Alok Dalvi )

tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya
tula hua tola tale ke tale hue tel mein tala gaya   ( By : Alok Dalvi )


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