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Sorry Maang Lo
B by : Sandy on 18-Dec-2012 Views : 7455
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2012 Tezi Se Guzar Raha Hai..
Agar Main Ne Aap K0 K0Yi Dukh DiYA H0 Ya
Meri Wajah Se K0Yi TAKLEEF Hui h0 t0h
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Plz
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Zara S0CHiYE
Pehly Aap Ne hE K0Yi PANGA LiYA H0 Ga
Warna Aisa H0 Nahi Sakta K Mere Jaisa
Shareef
Samjhdar
Ba-iKHLAQ iNsaan Aap K Sath Kuch Aisa Kry = P
Agar Aap Samjhdar Hain t0h s0rry b0l d0
DiL K HuM B0HT Achay Hain ShayedMaaf Kr Dein
Batana Mera Farz Tha Baki Aap Ki Mrzi = D
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>)) 0yee.. LiNE Bana K Sb Plz = D
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Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hun
B by : Irfan on 14-Jun-2012 Views : 14672
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Patni kaali thi aur peeli saari pehan kar apne pati paas gayi aur boli: Aaj main kaisi lag rahi hun?

Pati bola: Jaise koyle ki khan mein aag lag gayi ho.




Must Read
B by : Anmol Sethi on 05-Jun-2012 Views : 9933
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Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!




Two Friends
B by : Abhishek Bharti on 16-May-2012 Views : 16012
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Do Dost jungle se gujarte hai tab waha ek sher aa jata hai.

Ek dost ne mitti uthai aur sher ki aakho me jhok di aur doosre dost se bola tu bhaag !

Doosra dost bola main kyo bhagu mitti toh tune jhoki thi.




Financial Management Without MBA.
B by : Mayank Goenka on 08-Nov-2011 Views : 13331
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A beggar found Rs 100/-.

He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner dere his Bill was Rs 3000/-.

When he said dat he as only Rs.100/- den,
Manager handed him to police.

He gave Rs 100/- to police and was free....

It's called Financial Management without MBA.




Question
B by : RAHULGUPT on 22-Sep-2011 Views : 13190
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Videsh jane wali pehli bhartiya mahila kaun thi?

Answer: Sita ji!!

Kyunki Sita ji hi pehli bar Rawan ke Saath Srilanka Gayi Thi.




Innocense
B by : Mogni on 22-Aug-2011 Views : 8925
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ek bachha school se aa raha tha,
ek uncle ne pucha beta tumhara naam kiya hai.
bachche ne bola mera naam prakash hai.
to uncle bole ke english me bolo.
bachcha:- my name is light and my father's name is sunlight.




Raam Chandra
B by : Puja on 24-Jul-2011 Views : 10082
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Raam chandra keh gaye siya se
aisa kalyug aayega

kahan hua tha mera janam
ab Supreme court batayega




Funny SMS
B by : Dnyaneshwar Gorad on 21-Jun-2011 Views : 16886
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Hi friends i got some funny sms i want to share with you Read & Enjoy it

1) Tortoise n Rabbit wrote entrance exam n tortoise got 80% n rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good Engineering college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit didn't get but tortoise got the admission even with 80%any guess as how?
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U remember when we were in 1st standard tortoise won a race ......
Got the seat in sports quota.




3 Ants
B by : Navyasri on 10-May-2011 Views : 9860
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there where 3 ants white, black and red. white ant and black ant went to red ant and asked why are u red?
it told that because i drink blood
red and white ant went to black ant and asked why r u black?
it told that because i stand near the sun
black ant and red ant went to white ant and told y r u white?
it told that because i put fair n lovely




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