Class RoomB by : Pushkar on 23-Jul-2009 Views : 3848 Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad do it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Bandar Ki BetiB by : Mannat-Amjad on 26-Jun-2009 Views : 3629 Ek din bandar ki beti ne kaha:papa muje saadi karni he
bandar: beta sabar rakh abhi dulha sms pad raha he pad kar muskurayega to rista pakka smjo!!!
100 MarksB by : Vikram Kumar on 06-Apr-2009 Views : 4896 Wife: our neighbour's son got 99 marks.
Husband: where did that one mark go
Wife: It came to our son. :)
Power Of EyeB by : Muhammad Asad Parvez on 15-Mar-2009 Views : 4307 Vijay to his father: "Can you write in the dark, dad?"
Father: "Of course. That's not difficult."
Vijay: "Then, please switch off the light and sign my school report."
BOYB by : Manish D. Patel on 05-Mar-2009 Views : 4377 Boy: My Father's name is Laughing and my Mother's name is Smiling.
Teacher: U must be Kidding.
Boy: No, That is my brother I am joking.
I Help My HandB by : Aisha on 05-Feb-2009 Views : 3130 Sammaha wokeup one early morning, feeling cold and started thinking on how to help her self, suddenly an idear come to her mind, without thinking she rushed to the kitchen where she set fire to worm her body, withing some seconds the whole kitchen was totally on fire, she screem and her perents rushed out from the bed, they saw her trembling, before she was asked any question she gave an expected answer "I DIDN'T DO IT MUM, I ONLY HELP MY HANDS TO DO IT.
HistoryB by : Medha on 02-Nov-2008 Views : 3128 TEACHER TO A CHILD (RAJ) : RAJ IF THE WORLD WAR THREE WILL COME THEN WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
RAJ TO TEACHER : SIR IN HISTORY SUBJECT ONE CHAPTER WILL INCREASE.
Three BoysB by : Akash on 26-Oct-2008 Views : 3452 1st boy - my father drives the car so fast that some people fly away.
2nd boy - my father drives the car so fast that the people run away.
3rd boy - my father drives the car so fast that the car is in garage and father in hospital.
MOM AND SON:B by : MUSKAAN RIDA on 26-Oct-2008 Views : 6936 SON:MAIN SCHOOL NAHI JAOONGA!!!
MOM:KYUN?
SON:NAUKRI KAROONGA...
MOM:4th CLASS PARDH KAR KYA KAAM KAROGAY??
SON:3rd CLASS KI LADKIYON KO TUITION PADHAOONGA...
LierB by : Yogesh on 19-Aug-2008 Views : 3507 Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega
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