Children Jokes

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Attendence..............


Pappu

Yes, Sir.

Bablu

Yes, Sir.

Tinku

Yes, Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

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Batton dabana band kar, teri baari hai.

attendence lagwa.

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Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Manu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


Teacher: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Manu: Me!

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Manu: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher.

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Once a sardarji goes to hotel and finishes eating his food.After eating he goes to wash the basin the hotel.Why???.Bcoz he sees the board 'Wash basin'.

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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?" "Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack."

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1. Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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2.Two days of powercut in Delhi had made
life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi
Metro station where families of Santa & Banta
were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

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3. How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and
dropped it from there to die.

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4. Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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5. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta,
who was just behind him in the line
said: I've seen ur password.
It?s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394.

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6. Santa falls in love with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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7. Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh
goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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8. Pappu while filling up a form: What should
I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!

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9. Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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10. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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1. Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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As the thief was leaving the house,
The kid woke up and said to the Thief-
"Mera School Bag bhi le kar jao Varna,
Main Mummy ko utha doonga."

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Every Saturday Morning Grandpa Walt Found Himself Babysitting His Three Grandchildren-All Boys.The Kids Always Wanted To Play 'War',And Grandpa Somehow Always Got Coaxed Into The Game.

His Daughter Came To Pick Up The Kids Early One Saturday And Witnessed Grandpa Take A Fake Shot As Jason Pointed A Toy Gun And Yelled, "Bang!"

Grandpa Slumped To The Floor And Stayed There Motionless. The Daughter Rushed Over To See If He Was All Right. Grandpa Opened One Eye And Whispered,"Sh-H-H,I Always Do This.It's The Only Chance I Get To Rest."

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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."