Children Jokes

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One Boy got admission in the English School for 3rd standard(Before he was in kannada school).
As soon as he entered the home from school he called for his mother Mom.... suddenly one of his uncle asked what you will call for your mother’s small sister and big sister?
He replied Minimom & Maximom.

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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn maths at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.
Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning maths?"
The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

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Mum: "Andy, where are you off to now?"
Rahul:"I`m going to join the army."
Mum: "But, legally you're only an infant."
Rahul: "That`s all right, I'm going to join the infantry."

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A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, "You are wasting time on small items. Why don't you rob a bank?"
The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed."

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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three?"
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?"
"A jack."

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A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits.
"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"

Eventually" said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!".

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Teacher chintu se- Tumne dino tak lagatar baarish hote dekhi?
Chintu teacher se- Ek din tak.
Teacher chintu se- Kyon do din tak baarish nahi ho sakti?
Chintu teacher se- Nahi sir, kyonki beech me rat bhi aati hai.

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The little girl was so proud of her birthday presents, her first watch and her first perfume. She really made a pest of herself throughout the morning, going up to all the relatives and sticking that watch in their ear and insisting that they smell her perfume.

The preacher was coming for lunch, but before his arrival, the girl's mother had said, "If you mention that watch or that perfume just once more, I'm going to send you to your room for the rest of the day."

The meal went rather well, and the little girl held her tongue until just when the dessert was being served. She wanted to make sure that the preacher, too, knew about her new watch and her perfume:

"If you hear anything or smell anything ... it's me!"

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In a class the students were asked t give one word for " occuring at a same time".
"Twins", answered one pupil.

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HI kids
Answer my question
When A & B get bored what will they do?
When E &F were sick Where they go?

1)They will watch C.D
2)They will go to G.H.