Children Jokes

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Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends

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Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

A: I scream

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Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

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Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Teacher: Are you guud at maths ?
Mary: Well, yes no.
Teacher: What do you mean, yes and no?
Mary: Yes I am no good at maths.

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Mother: what did you learn at school?
Son: not much. I have to go back tomorrow.

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Tom: why are u scratching your head?
Jerry: I've got those arithmetic bugs again.
Tom: arithmetic bugs? what are they?
Jerry : well, some people call them head lies.
Tom: then why do you call it arithmetic bugs?
Jerry: because they add to my misery, subtract from my pleasure, divide my attention multiply like crazy!

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A ....."hen "...and ...her... 3... little... "chickens... "were.. trying.... to .....cross.... a... busy.... highway.... After ...great.... efforts.... they.... all..... managed... to ....cross.... it.....One..... of .....the..... little...... .ones..... yells...... out.... happily...-"Wow....after.... so..... much..... efforts..., all.... 5..... of.... us.... managed.... to.... cross...."....
Qn.: Why.... does..... the..... little..... one.... say... "all.... 5.... of.... us..." ????
Think.... a.... little.... bit ……. Its..... easy !




ANS: BACHCHE HAIN!!!! KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The kids filed back into class Monday morning.

They were very excited. Their weekend
assignment was to sell something,
then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "my sales approach
was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events."

"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of
the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.

They all said the same thing.
"Hey, this tastes like s**t!" Then I would say, " It is, wanna buy a toothbrush?"

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The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

Someone dialed 911.

When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."