Childrens' MindsB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 623 Childrens' Minds
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader.
Never underestimate the power of...termites.
You can lead a horse to water but...how?
Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.
No news is... impossible.
A miss is as good as a... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.
Love all, trust... me.
The pen is mightier than the... pigs.
An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's... pollution.
A penny saved is... not much.
Don't put off till tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.
None are so blind as... Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.
Special TrickB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 599 Special Trick
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious.
"What trick is that my dear?" she asked.
The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again.
A Wet WhisperB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 538 A Wet Whisper
A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his Father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."
Nice Children's TaleB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 572 Nice Children's Tale
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, " For Chrissakes!! Will you get lost?! I'm trying to take a dump!"
Mom And KidB by : Supriya Sahu on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 585 Little Vihaan was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. 'Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?' he asked his mother.
'He thinks a lot,' replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.
Or she was until little Vihaan thought for a second and asked, 'So why do you have so much hair?'
Birla CementB by : Anju Behl on 02-Dec-2005 Views : 537 Man1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Man 2:-Birla cement
Man 1:-Kyun?
Man 2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
MummyB by : John Elsy Jeen on 30-Nov-2005 Views : 572 Why are Egyptian's children always confused?? Because after death,
their daddy becomes the Mummy!!
Sweater Pehan KarB by : Richa on 29-Nov-2005 Views : 524 Chota bacha bhaaga bhaaga ghar mein dakhil hoa or apni ammi say kehney laga k
"Ammi ammi mujhay jaldi say paisay dain mein nay kulfi layni hai".
Ammi nay kaha "bayta sardi par rahi hai tumhain sardi lag jaey gi"
Bachey nay masoomiat say kaha
"Ap fikar na karen ammi mein sweater pehan kar kha loon ga".
Jaga Doon GaB by : Richa on 29-Nov-2005 Views : 500 Aik Ghar mein chor ghuss aaey or tammam maal band kar lay janey lagey.
Achanak aik chotey bachey ki ankh khul gai wo foran bola
"mera basta bhi lay jao warna mein shor macha kar ghar walon ko jaga doon ga"
MAACHISB by : Richa on 24-Nov-2005 Views : 535 Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi
tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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