| Santa & Banta's Jokes Khajana |
1. Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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2.Two days of powercut in Delhi had made
life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi
Metro station where families of Santa & Banta
were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
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3. How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and
dropped it from there to die.
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4. Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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5. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta,
who was just behind him in the line
said: I've seen ur password.
It?s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394.
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6. Santa falls in love with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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7. Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh
goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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8. Pappu while filling up a form: What should
I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
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9. Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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10. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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