Dead Lock JokeB by : Gopaljsr on 20-Jun-2008 Views : 18357
The Boss asked to his secretary : This week we are going abroad.so make arrangements.BE CAREFUL WHILE SENDING A MAILB by : Sarfaraj Ahmad on 17-Jan-2008 Views : 20363
Secretary makes call to her husband : This week My Boss and I will be going abroad. so take care of yourself.
Husband makes call to his secret lover : My wife is going abroad this week.So we can spend this together.
Secret lover makes call to the small boy to whom she gives private tution and told :This week I have some urgent work so there will not be any classes this week and you need not come this week.
The small boy makes call to his grandfather : Grandpa this week there will not be any classes
as my teacher has some urgent work.so we can spend this week together.
Grandfather (The Boss)makes call to his secretary : cancel the trip as I will spend this week with my grandson.We will not attend that meeting.
The Secretary makes call to her husband : Sorry My boss has cancelled the trip.so I will not go
abroad this week.
The husband makes call to his secret lover : sorry my wife has cancelled her trip. so we will not be able to spend this week together.
The secret lover calls to the small boy : There will be classes as usual this week also.
The small boy makes call to his grandfather (The Boss):Grandpa sorry,There will be classes as usual this week also.so I will not spend this week together.
The Boss makes call to his secretary :We will attend that meeting .so make arrangements.
What is this??
This is deadlock!!!!!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. Yeh Duniya Agar Mil Bhi Jayaye To Kya HaiB by : Naghina on 15-May-2007 Views : 20698
However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,
Somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,
Expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 13th Oct 2006
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was..!
If Guru Dutt had been a software consultant in the US. Window Commands In HindiB by : Ronit on 27-Sep-2006 Views : 17122
(The following should be sung to the tune of an old Hindi classic song sung by late Mohammed Rafi. "Yeh Duniya agar mil bhi jayaye to kya hai...")
YEH DOCUMENT, YEH MEETINGS, YEH FEATURES KI DUNIYA
YEH INSAAN KE DUSHMAN, CURSORS KI DUNIYA
YEH DEADLINES KE BHOOKE, MANAGEMENT KI DUNIYA
YEH PRODUCT AGAR BAN BHI JAAYE TO KYA HAI?
YAHAAN EK KHILONA HAI PROGRAMMER KI HASTI
YEH BASTI HAI MURDA BUG-FIXERS KI BASTI
YAHAAN PAR TO RAISES HAI, INFLATION SE SASTI
YEH REVIEW AGAR HO BHI JAAYE TO KYA HAI?
HAR EK KEYBOARD GHAYAL, HAR EK LOGIN PYAASI
EXCEL MEIN ULJHAN, WINWORD MEIN UDAASI
YEH OFFICE HAI YA AALAME MICROSOFT KI
YEH RELEASE AGAR HO BHI JAAYE TO KYA HAI?
JALAA DO ISE, PHOONK DO YEH MONITOR
MERE SAAMNE SE HATAA DO YEH MODEM
TUMAHAARA HAI TUMHI SAMBHAALO YE COMPUTER
YEH PRODUCT AGAR CHAL BHI JAAYE TO KYA HAI?
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi and it will be called Khidkiyan 2000. IT MoviesB by : Ronit on 26-Sep-2006 Views : 13333
Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khidkiyan 2000.
1. Phaail = File.
2. Bachao = Save.
3. Aise Bachao = Save As.
4. Subko Bachao = Save All.
5. Mujhe Bachao = Help.
6. Chuno = Select.
7. Sab Chuno = Select All.
8. Dhoondo = Find.
9. Phirse Dhoondo = Find Again.
10. Hilao = Move.
11. Daak = Mail.
12. Daakiya = Mailer.
13. Paas se dhekho = Zoom.
14. Kholo = Open.
15. Band Karo = Close.
16. Naya = New.
17. Badli karo = Replace.
18. Bhaago = Run.
19. Chhaapo = Print.
20. Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview.
21. Nakal = Copy.
22. Kaato = Cut.
23. Chipkao = Paste.
24. Ispesal Chipkao = Paste Special.
25. Goli Maaro = Delete.
26. Nazaara = View.
27. Auzaar = Tools.
28. Auzaar ka dabba = Toolbar.
29. Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet.
30. Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database.
31. Ghusao = Insert.
32. Ped = Tree.
33. Thooso = Compress.
34. Chooha = Mouse.
35. Tik-Tik Karo = Click.
36. Idhar-se-Udhar. Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar.
37. Chal Phoot = Exit.
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles:-Computers Masculine Or FeminineB by : Thriyambaka on 18-Sep-2006 Views : 4387
1. Login Karo Sajana.
2. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya.
3. Shaheed Hacker Singh.
3. Password De Ke Dekho.
4. Mr. Network Lal.
5. Terminal Sajaa ke Rakhna.
6. Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani.
7. Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta.
8. Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi.
9. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He noted how hurricanes at one time were given only female names, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she." One of the students raised her hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"Mustan's CurtainsB by : Mustansir on 09-Sep-2006 Views : 2919
The teacher wasn't certain. So he divided the class into two groups: males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computer should definitely be referred to as feminine because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
Mustan enters a store that sell curtains.Www.Paida Kyun Hue.ComB by : Gurvaran Singh on 06-Jul-2006 Views : 9287
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Mustan seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Mustan replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
Mustan tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
If you Dont Eat Paan,Height Of Technical Thinking:B by : Sarabjit Singh on 24-Jun-2006 Views : 2955
Dont Have a girl Friend,
Dont Play Cards,
No Late Nights.
Then Visit Our site www.Paida Kyun Hue.Com.
Height of technical thinking:System ProblemsB by : Sarabjit Singh on 20-Jun-2006 Views : 2629
A software person falling from the roof of the building and shouting
instead of help, help!!
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. [ Previous Page ][ Next Page ]
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Drinking 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background While attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
A Troubled User (SEE REPLY BELOW)
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem about which men are complaining. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under:
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Pay Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
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