Computer And Web Jokes

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a
pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have
done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I
wrote'click'."

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HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to
communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become
friends and getting a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself

HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail,wishing them to
win a match

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same
email forwarded back to you by some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
You are swimming in the water pond and shout "F1 F1 F1 " instead of shouting "HELP" when you are unable to
swim.

HEIGHT of MY FRIENDSHIP:
I am always mailing you even though you don't.

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The Blonde and the E-Mail


A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her. The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''