Mainframe Know!!B by : Gaurav Vishnoi on 14-Dec-2005 Views : 489 An old man was sitting in a park reading the book 'Learn C in 21 days'.
A passerby saw him and asked, "at your age, why are u trying to learn C?"
"I've heard that the communication language used in Heaven is only C, and
Don't want to face any communication problems when I go there, "the old
Man replied.
"But how are you so sure that you will go to Heaven? You could land up in
Hell as well, "the passerby asked.
"doesn't matter... I already know Mainframe".
Software EngineersB by : Namit Bhalla on 09-Dec-2005 Views : 538 The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover,
"Can't you see the warning written on the cigar packet?
Smoking is injurious to health!
"The boy replies back "I am a software engineer.
We don't worry about warnings.
We only worry about errors!"
Disney PasswordB by : Md Kamran on 28-Nov-2005 Views : 447 My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
Computer Joke-7B by : Jitendra Nayak on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 551 Where do cool mice live?
In mousepads.
Computer Joke-6B by : Jitendra Nayak on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 438 Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-o
Computer Joke-5B by : Jitendra Nayak on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 435 Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.
Computer Joke-4B by : Jitendra Nayak on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 440 Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its websight.
Computer Joke-3B by : Jitendra Nayak on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 425 Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
Computer Joke-2B by : Jitendra Nayak on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 414 Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.
Computer Joke-1B by : Jitendra Nayak on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 437 What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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