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True In The Present Scenario!

By : Ajit Sahu , 10 Aug, 2005(views : 219)

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An old man was sitting in a park reading the book "Learn C in 21 days".

A passer by saw him and asked "You are such an old guy, why do you bother to learn C?"

"I have heard that now communication language at heaven is only C , so after my death when I will be in heaven, I don't want to face communication problem." old man replied.

"But how come are U so sure that U will be in heaven? It could be hell also." he asked.

"Ya, doesn't matter .... I already know Java".

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