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Grabbed A Coin
B by : TEJESH on 22-Mar-2011 Views : 6005
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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study




Formula
B by : TEJESH on 22-Mar-2011 Views : 11593
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




Engineering Study
B by : Biki on 10-Nov-2009 Views : 20342
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8 sems
80 GB syllabus
80 MB we study
80 bytes we answer
binary marks we get
dis is knwn as btech
(brain technically empty)




Inter View
B by : Gaurab on 15-Oct-2008 Views : 23598
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One young man went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence?" He was asked.

"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence?"

"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"

"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"

He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"

He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".

The interviewer was incensed.

"Hey! Are you mad or what?"

He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."




Telling Lie
B by : Gopaljsr on 20-Jun-2008 Views : 15588
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Internal Test was going in college.
4 guys instead of reading they fully boosed previuos night. And in next morning they wake up late and told to lecturer that they gone to their native while coming back their car tyre got punctured. Lecturer given them a chance to appear the test next monday.

Whole week they read all the chapters and prepared for the test. In the test they were asked to sit in different class room to write for the exam. And not allowed to talk with any body and even in the cell phone.

Test Questions were only 2

Q 1. What is your name ? Marks 2
Q 2. Which tyre of your Car got punctured.? Marks 98




Test
B by : Nipa Das on 28-Feb-2008 Views : 11573
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one boy went to test.
When he came home his mom said - how was the test?He said - the questions were very easy but the answer were hard.




Wrong
B by : Evel Dead on 20-Oct-2007 Views : 7985
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Student: What have I done wrong here? [puzzled]
Teacher: You have cancelled 4/9 to get 1/3
Student: Yeah...
Teacher: Which is well - wrong.




IIM Questions
B by : Dinesh Poojary on 29-Sep-2007 Views : 12727
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Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry
they are IAS Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC
Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank
Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for
IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find ! an
elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. It will get Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS
Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy
questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy
thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult
question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own
choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or
Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a
SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while
Creativity is the master of simplicity"




English To Urdu
B by : Naghina on 15-May-2007 Views : 7257
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Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!

What `s up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?

You `re kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don `t kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What `s up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don `t mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She `s so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick `s mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what `s cooking?
----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts?
----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.
----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party.
---- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do?
----- * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out!
----- * Chalo bahar latakte hai




Teacher:- Santa School Late Kyon Aaya Hai?
B by : Sundeep Rawat on 19-Jan-2007 Views : 6591
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Teacher:- Santa school late kyon aaya hai?
Santa:- Madam raat supne vich main CANADA gya si,
Teacher:- Te Banta tu?
Banta:- Madam main Santa nu AIRPORT" chhaden gya si!




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