MiltonB by : Jitendra Nayak on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 158 Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
Little Paddy And TeacherB by : Jitendra Nayak on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 160 Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
Little NormanB by : Jitendra Nayak on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 170 The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
My Home WorkB by : Jitendra Nayak on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 174 A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
Good At MathB by : Md Kamran on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 248 Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
AystrakuaB by : Md. Kamran on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 169 TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !
Discovered AustraliaB by : Md Kamran on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 225 TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil :There it is
TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ?
Pupil : I did !
Family MembersB by : Md. Kamran on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 184 TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family
Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
SirB by : Md Kamran on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 155 TEACHER :What's you name ?
Class : Ravi
TEACHER : You should say "Sir"
Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi !
Longest SentenceB by : Md. Kamran on 27-Sep-2005 Views : 206 TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil : Life imprisonment
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