Education Jokes

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TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

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TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

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TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

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Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

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Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother ?
Sam : She's a woman.

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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps talking when
people are no longer interested ?
Pupil : A teacher.

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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the
moon ?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why ?
Pupil : The moon gives us light when we need it, but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

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Student ," Teacher, Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"

Teacher, "No, Not at all"

Student, " O.K.Teacher , I did,t did my homework"

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The geography teacher is telling the children about monkeys that live in India. Suddenly he notices that Susan isn't listening. “Susan, stop whatever it is you’re doing and look at me. Otherwise you’ll never know what an Indian monkey looks like!”

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Back to school

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."