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Are You A True Elementary School Teacher?
 By : Ajit Hari Sahu , 02 Oct, 2005(views : 150)Previous | Next
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Are you a true elementary school teacher? Let's find out:

1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?

2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?

3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?

4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?

5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time?"

6. Do you say "I like the way you did that!" to the mechanic who repairs your car to your satisfaction?

7. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?

8. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?

9. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?

10. Do you fold your spouse's fingers over the coins as you hand him/her the money at a tollbooth?


-If you answered yes to 4 or more, it's in your soul--you are hooked on teaching. And if you're not a teacher, you
missed your calling.

-If you answered yes to 7 or more, well, maybe it's TOO MUCH in your soul--you should probably think about retirement.

-If you answered yes to all 10, forget it--you'll ALWAYS be a teacher, retired or not!



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