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Teacher And Student-1
B by : Jitendra Nayak on 01-Dec-2005 Views : 496
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Teacher:"I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.

Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".




Teacher And Ramu
B by : Jitendra Nayak on 01-Dec-2005 Views : 472
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
Ramu stands up- we must find & stop her!.




Higher Studies
B by : Jitendra Nayak on 01-Dec-2005 Views : 469
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Bihari : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!




Tukey
B by : Md Kamran on 28-Nov-2005 Views : 463
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.




Sun Or Moon
B by : Md Kamran on 28-Nov-2005 Views : 442
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we
need it but the sun gives us light only in the day
time when we don't need it.




Sunglasses To School
B by : Mantash on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 483
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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

A: She had bright students!




A Quick Spelling Test
B by : Abhilasha Barua on 22-Nov-2005 Views : 446
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The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.
George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e."
The teacher said, "sorry that's wrong" Then she asked Stephen.
Stephen slowly spelled out, "d-i-c-k-t-a-t-e."
"Sorry" says the teacher, "that's not right either."
Next, she asked Fiona After a slight pause Fiona began spelling, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e."
"Very good Fiona," applauded the teacher, "that's correct. Now," the teacher continued, "who can use this word in a sentence?"
Stephen raised his hand quick as a flash shouting, "I know-Iknow,"
"OK" replied the teacher, "please use the word Stephen."
Stephen responded, "How did my dictate last night, Fiona?"




Science-19
B by : Jitendra Nayak on 18-Nov-2005 Views : 448
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It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.




Science-18
B by : Jitendra Nayak on 18-Nov-2005 Views : 370
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Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.




Science-16
B by : Jitendra Nayak on 18-Nov-2005 Views : 352
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Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like umbrellas.




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