Education Jokes

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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we
need it but the sun gives us light only in the day
time when we don't need it.

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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

A: She had bright students!

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The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.
George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e."
The teacher said, "sorry that's wrong" Then she asked Stephen.
Stephen slowly spelled out, "d-i-c-k-t-a-t-e."
"Sorry" says the teacher, "that's not right either."
Next, she asked Fiona After a slight pause Fiona began spelling, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e."
"Very good Fiona," applauded the teacher, "that's correct. Now," the teacher continued, "who can use this word in a sentence?"
Stephen raised his hand quick as a flash shouting, "I know-Iknow,"
"OK" replied the teacher, "please use the word Stephen."
Stephen responded, "How did my dictate last night, Fiona?"

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It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.

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Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.

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Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like umbrellas.

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The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

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The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

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Thunder is a rich source of loudness.