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By : Tanay Kumar Das , 05 May, 2006(views : 516)

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1. TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
Slow."

2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths
sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using
tables!

3. TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

4. Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of got
COINCIDENCE?"
Puppy: "Sir, my Mother and Father married on
the Same day same time.

5. Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating
a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

6. Teacher asked George: how can you prove the
earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said
it was.

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