West Indies!B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 186 Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Did Ur Father Helped?B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 227 Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
U Run!B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 174 The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...
Yes & No!B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 191 Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.
I Asked First!B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 190 Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Write 55B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 197 A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Verb!B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 167 Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
Exactly !B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 214 Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
A Lightbulb!B by : Ripudaman Saini on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 179 How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again
PhysicsB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 03-Oct-2005 Views : 202 Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally the professor continued.
"Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps certain people out of medical school."
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