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Ek bar do pagal, pagal-khane se bhaag jaate hain.

Cinema hall me chappal utaar ke baith jaate hain.

Dharmendra ka dialouge aata hai "bhag jao kutto kamino" toh woh pagal bhaag jaate hain.

Phir woh thodi der baad wapis aate hain

Dharmendre ka dialouge aata hai "ab kya lene aye ho kutto kamino "

Woh dono pagal kehte "Chapla lene aaye hain"

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Husband: Kal mere khwaab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah! kya larki thi
Wife: Akeli ayi hogi?
Husband:Wao tumhe kaise pata?
Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha.

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Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso?

Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha ke
parso bhi ek hi suit layi thi, aaj 2 le aati.

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Doctor: AP ke 3 Dant kaise toot gaye?
Patient: Ji Wo Biwi ne Karak Roti banai thi.
Doctor: Toh Aap Khane se inkaar kar dete.
Patient: Ji Wo hi toh kiya tha.

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Larki: I love u
Larka: Main bhi tum se I love u kahun to kya karogi?
Larki: Khushi se mar jaungi
Larka: Ja meri behan JEE LE apni zindagi

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What is the difference b/w wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake:

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Santa was filling a slambook. He didn't know the meaning of zodiac sign. He turned the previous page & saw that somebody had written CANCER, so he wrote GAS KI TAKLIF!!

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Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pocha jab bomb gira
'Kya wo phat gya tha?'

Zakhmi Ghusay se:
'Nahi! Wo reng kar mere pas aaya aur pyar se bola THAAA'

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Santa: Abe yaar banta chal haridwar chalte hain ganja hoke aate hain.

Banta: Nahi yaar pichili baar gaye the to maa ko mara tha ab kya baap ko marna hai.

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1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.

FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..

GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....



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