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Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.

Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes.

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Bhikari ne phone kiya: Hello Taj hotel
Taj: yes
Bhikari: 1 biriyani, 1 pizza bhej do
Taj: kiske naam pe bheju?
Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej do

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Father to little baby - oye oye oye oye, mela pyala munna, mela gol gappa , o mela gol gappa , tuje khaunga main, apne pyale se gol gappe ko khaunga main.

Little baby ne susu kar diya or bola - lo papa ab pani bhi pee lo.

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Dear Friend
I m Collecting
Gandhiji's Photos
I need ur Contributions 2 my Collection
To ghar me jitne bhi 10, 50, 100, 500, 1000 ke notes ho, bhejna.

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A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him
how he was feeling.
"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an
eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child." What is
your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a
story.
I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in
the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in
front of him.
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the
handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must
have shot that lion." "Exactly" Said the Doctor"

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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates

'Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States .

I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and
tension....

And here is Africa .

I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America .

I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked...

'God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?'

God said........ 'Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. ' INDIA ',

My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:

'But god you said everything should be in balance.'

God replied -

'Look at the neighbours I gave them

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"Lazyness is the biggest enemy":Jawaharlal Nehru

"Always love your enemy":Mahatma Gandhi

Ab bolo Bapu ki mane ya Chachu ki...??

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Girl friends are like a net virus they enter ur life, scan ur pockets, edit ur mind, download problams and delete ur happiness... so take care of girl frnds.

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Ek aadmi diwaar ke upar ear bud leke saaf kar raha tha. Puchho kyun?

"KYUNKI DEWAARON KE BHI KAAN HOTE HAIN"

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Q:Why was pagadi(Sardar's turban) angry with Sardarni?
A:Because Sardar after looking Sardarni left the pagadi inside the bathroom and came out wrapping a towel around his head.