What's Attitude?B by : Sarabjit Singh on 11-Jun-2006 Views : 389 What's attitude?
Three ants saw an elephant.
First ant: We will kill him.
Second ant: We will break his leg.
Third ant: Leave him dude he is alone and we are three, that won't be fair.
Laloo Ji Ek Mahina Bush Se English Ki Training Le Kar Vaapis Aaye.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 10-Jun-2006 Views : 515 Laloo ji Ek mahina bush se english ki training le kar vaapis aaye.
Ek din phone aaya laloo ji bole: "Who is speaking?"
Jawab aaya: "Hum sasura bushwa bol raha hoon"
Teacher : Why Majoroty Of South Indian's Are Black?B by : Sarabjit Singh on 10-Jun-2006 Views : 446 Teacher : Why majoroty of South Indian's are black?
Student: Because they always watch Sun TV, Udaya TV, Surya TV! without sun screen lotion.
Shivji Aur Parvati Computer Kyon Nahi Seekh Paaye?B by : Sarabjit Singh on 10-Jun-2006 Views : 475 Shivji aur parvati computer kyon nahi seekh paaye?
Socho..
Fir socho...
Nahin pata
Kyonki
Ganesh ji mouse le kar bhaag gaye the.
Shaadi Hone Par Ladkiyan Mang Mein Sindoor Kyon Lagati Hain?B by : Sarabjit Singh on 10-Jun-2006 Views : 550 Shhadi hone par ladkiyan mang mein sindoor kyon lagati hain?
Yeh bhi nahi pata kya.
Kyonki
Is se ladko ko pata chal jata hai ki
is plot ki registry ho gayi hai.
Ek Aadmi Kabar Par Baitha Tha.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 10-Jun-2006 Views : 477 Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.
Musafir ne poocha: Bhai sahab, tumhe darr nahi lagta.
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, Kabar ke andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar a gaya..
Ek Jail Mein 1000 Qaidi The.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 09-Jun-2006 Views : 446 Ek jail mein 1000 qaidi the.
Qaidion ke liye Jailor ne 1000 pents liye or 999 shirts liye.
batao kyon??
...
...
...
Socho kyon??
...
....
Kuch to bolo?
...
A. Kyonki unme se ek Salman Khan tha.
Tinku: Yeh Kela Kaise Diya?B by : Sarabjit Singh on 09-Jun-2006 Views : 415 Tinku: Yeh kela kaise diya?
Fruit wala: 1 rupee
Tinku: 60 paise ka deta hai?
Fruit wala: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka dunga.
Tinku: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh k sirf kela de..
Interviewer: "Imagine You Are In A Locked Room, And All The Doors And Windows Are ClosedB by : Sarabjit Singh on 09-Jun-2006 Views : 394 Interviewer: "Imagine you are in a locked room, and all the doors and windows are closed. How can you escape if the room caught fire?
Tinku: Simple!! stop imagining.
Tinku In The Hospital Told To Nurse: I Love YOU, Aapne Mera Dil Churaya Hai.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 08-Jun-2006 Views : 404 Tinku in the Hospital told to Nurse: I Love YOU, Aapne mera dil churaya hai.
Nurse told: Yeh kya badi baat hai? Mujhse pehle doctor ne aapki kidney churayi hai....
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