Entertainment Jokes

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Petrol ke rate barne par Tinku bola:

" Mainu koi pharak nahi painda, Main pehla wi 100 da pawanda si te hun wi 100 da bharwanda haan"

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Two seater Air craft crashed in Kabristan.

Next days headlines- "Hawai jahaj gira, Punjab police ne 250 lashe dhundh nikali, aur talash jaari hai..."

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Customer: What's the Guarantee for this mirror.

Shopkeeper: Throw down from 100 ft hieght, The mirror will not break till 99 ft.

Customer: WOW.! That's Great..

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Beta apni maa se purani album dekhte hua: "Maa yeh photo mein smart aadmi kaun hai?"

Maa: "Beta yeh tumhare papa hain."

Beta: "To hum iss ganje ke sath kyon rehte hain?"

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Tinku ne apne naven jame bache nu apni god wich le liya.

Achanak bache ne susu kar diya.

Tinku ne nurse nu keha "Bibi eh piece leek karda hai, enu badal ke de"

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Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aaye. kahi kisi doosri ladki keh sath...

Saas: Ari kalmuhi, Tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi gaadi ke neeche aa gaya ho.

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Doctor to Tinku: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.

Tinku : Hovega hi 25 saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

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Gadha bandha hua hai. Batao woh door padi ghaas kaise khayega?





Haar manli?







Manli ke nahi?








Maan li na haar?









Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.

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Tinku's wife writes message to Tinku: "Ghar kab aa rahe ho? Message karke batao"

Tinku send SMS to her wife: "Nahi bata sakta message free nahi hai"

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One person asks another:" Yaar, yeh khushi kya hoti hai?"

Second says: "Pata nahi yaar. Meri to bachpan mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi..."