One Person Asks Another:" Yaar, Yeh Khushi Kya Hoti Hai?"B by : Sarabjit Singh on 07-Jun-2006 Views : 414 One person asks another:" Yaar, yeh khushi kya hoti hai?"
Second says: "Pata nahi yaar. Meri to bachpan mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi..."
Tinku Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth...B by : Sarabjit Singh on 06-Jun-2006 Views : 340 Tinku standing below the tube light with an open mouth...
Why?
Because his doctor advised him" Pait mein dard hai, aaj light hi khana"
Lady Doctor: Tum Roj Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Hokar Aurton Ko Kyon Ghurte Ho?B by : Sarabjit Singh on 06-Jun-2006 Views : 366 Lady doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar aurton ko kyon ghurte ho?
Tinku: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12 baje tak"
Raavan Decides To Apologise To Ram, Knocks The Door, Ram Opens, Raavan Stands Thinking.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 05-Jun-2006 Views : 378 Raavan decides to apologise to Ram, knocks the door, Ram opens, Raavan stands thinking.
Guess what.................?
..??
Bolo??
Socho aur bolo yaar??
...........?
Chalo bata deta hoon
Kaun se muh se maafi mangu?
Wife: "Main Tang Aa Gayi, Tusi Hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, Mera Beta.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 05-Jun-2006 Views : 139 Wife: "Main tang aa gayi, tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, Mera Beta. Bas Mera hi Mera karde ho, kadi Saada vi keha karo, hun labhi ki ja rahe ho."
Husband: "Saada Kachcha"
Q: Kamal And Vimal, Do Bhai The. Dono Bus Stop Par Kahde The.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 05-Jun-2006 Views : 351 Q: Kamal and Vimal, do bhai the. Dono bus stop par kahde the.
Bus aai Vimal chadd jata hai par Kamal nahi jaata hai.
Kyon?
Socho??
??
Kuch to bolo??
??
...???
A: Kyonki bus par likha tha "ONLY VIMAL".
A Girl In Dress Shop.."How Much For That Dress?"B by : Sarabjit Singh on 05-Jun-2006 Views : 393 A girl in Dress shop.."How much for that dress?"
Naughty salesman " Just five kisses"
Girl "And for that?"
Salesman "10 kisses"
Girl "OK, pack it. Grandpa will pay the bill.
Tinku Dial A Number And Girl Receives The Call..B by : Sarabjit Singh on 05-Jun-2006 Views : 351 Tinku dial a number and girl receives the call..
Tinku: Who is this?
Girl: Main sita.
Tinku: Nava siapa! Main ta Ludhiane kita si eh ta Ayodhya mil gaya..
Customer: Shirt Ke Liye Badiya Kapda Dikhana.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 04-Jun-2006 Views : 342 Customer: Shirt ke liye badiya kapda dikhana.
Shopkeeper: Plain mein dikhaun?
Customer: Hawai jahaz tak jaane ki kya jaroorat hai? Yahin dikha do na.
One Woman To Another" Aapki Sabse Badi Taaqat Kya Hai?"B by : Sarabjit Singh on 04-Jun-2006 Views : 139 One woman to another" Aapki sabse badi taaqat kya hai?"
She replies" Mera pati"
"Aur sabse badi kamzori?"
She replied "Tera pati"
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