Munna Bhai: "Agar Bina Danton Ka Kutta Kaate To Kya Karna Chahiye??"B by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jun-2006 Views : 349 Munna bhai: "Agar bina danton ka kutta kaate to kya karna chahiye??"
Circuit: "Simple bhi.. Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!"
Patient: "Doctor Yeh Phoolon Ka Haar Kis Liye Hai?"B by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jun-2006 Views : 318 Patient: "Doctor yeh phoolon ka haar kis liye hai?"
Doctor: "Yeh mera pehla operation hai, agar safal hua to mere liye, warna aap ke liye."
Tinku Was Getting Bitten By Mosquitos Whole Night.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jun-2006 Views : 321 Tinku was getting bitten by mosquitos whole night.
He got irritated...drank the poison and said "Ab kaato saalo, maroge!!"
Ik Baba Bhajda Bhajda Ik Kudi Ch Ja Vajeya.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jun-2006 Views : 302 Ik baba bhajda bhajda ik kudi ch ja vajeya.
Kudi: Sharam nahi aandi, daadi rakh ke kudian ch takran marda phirda hai.
BABA: Biba, Daadi hai koi power break nahin.
Tinku: Main Ek Baar Bachpan Mein 20 Male Ki Building Se Gir Gaya Tha.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jun-2006 Views : 295 Tinku: Main ek baar bachpan mein 20 male ki building se gir gaya tha.
Bantu: Phir mar gaya ki bach gaya?
Tinku: Yaad nahin, bahut purani baat hai.
Captain Of Military: Nojawano Aage Bado.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jun-2006 Views : 299 Captain of military: Nojawano aage bado.
Tinku aage nahi bada.
Captain: Tum aage kyon nahi bade.
Tinku: Aapne kaha 9jawano aage bado, mein 10ve number par hoon.
Ultimate Answer While Changing The JobB by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jun-2006 Views : 282 Ultimate answer while changing the job
Interviewer : Why did you leave your last job?
Tinku: Because the company shifted the office and did not tell me where...
Ek Raat Bijli Chali GayiB by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jun-2006 Views : 343 Ek raat bijli chali gayi
Tinku: Oye, kam se kam fan to chalao kar.
Bantu: Kar di na bewkoofo waali baat. Fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi..
Ek Din Jail Mein Qaidiyon Ne Ramlila Kheli.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jun-2006 Views : 320 Ek din jail mein Qaidiyon ne Ramlila kheli.
Agle din Jailor ko pareshan dekhkar doosre inspector ne poocha : " Kya baat hai aap pareshan kyon hai?"
Jailor ne kaha: : "Ke kal raat Qaidiyon ne Ramlila kheli thi aur jis Qaidi ne hanuman ka role kiya tha, woh Sanjivni booti lene gaya tha aur abhi tak wapis nahi aaya."
Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?B by : Sarabjit Singh on 01-Jun-2006 Views : 351 Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Wife: Kitni maari?
Husband: 3 male and 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi aur 2 phone se.
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