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By : Vivek Chhabra , 21 Jul, 2006(views : 1072)

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(1) I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.

(2) Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

(3) If ever in your life you are very sad & lonely & feel that you have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take you for a Walk on a Bridge & Show you where to jump From !!!

(4) Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose ? Your Own Stupid!!!

(4) Life without you is impossible, you are in my breath and blood. i can't stay for a second without you, if yoo are not there i am dead!
Oye! Hello ! I am talking about OXYGEN.

(5) How do you keep an idiot in suspense ?
I'll Tell you later.

(6) Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Always listen to your hubby,he gives sound advice: 99% Sound & 1% Advice.

(7) Sincere Apology:
If YOu don't like any of my SMS or don't like to read or if my messages disturb you,then please don't hesitate,feel free to throw your Mobile!!

(8) Boy: what will you give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest?
Girl: A push.

(9) Cute,Good looking,Easy to handle !
Cool,Nice structure !.

It's my mobile. How about yours?

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