Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi thay?
Sambha: Sardar Do!
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai!
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai!
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata!
Gabbar: To phir Dono ek saath kyon nahi aatey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai!
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Do ek se Ek bada hai!
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek, ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do !
Written By : Nikhil