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By : Rohith , 14 Sep, 2006(views : 689)

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Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!

Q: Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?
A: The retail store!

Q: What does a grape say when it gets smushed?
A: Nothing -- it just lets out a little wine!

Q: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
A: He sensed fowl play.

Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sunday school! ay!

Q: How do you turn soup into gold?
A: Add twenty four carrots!

Q: If you hold 9 oranges in one hand and 10 lemons in another, what do you have?
A: Really big hands!

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a doctor?
A: Lots of blood

Q: Which is the only dog that knows what time it is?
A: A watch dog!

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
A: On the elephone.

Q: How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
A: Because your nose touches the ceiling!

Q: What do you call a cow who just had a calf?
A: Decalf-enated!

Q: What do you get when you cross a mean dog and a computer?
A: You get a mega-bite!

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

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