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By : Tanzeem Shaikh , 06 Oct, 2006(views : 2428)

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1. PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha,Baap. Maa Kasam,par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

2. CIRCUIT: Bhai,Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai.Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit,wo Sunita ka baap aaya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai us ko bolo apun gaon gaya hai,kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit,abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega,par tum to bol sakta hai naa.

3. MAMU: Chand to raat ko nikalta hai,aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

4. CIRCUIT: Bhai, wo apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nahin Bhai,wo apna chain pehchan lega.

5. MAMU: Bhai,apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega.Kuch upaay batao.
MUNNA BHAI: Tamil kyun,aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU: Mainey ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai,aur wo char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

6. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

7. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit,bole to yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: To phir,yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole to,simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole to Baelgaadi.

8. CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu,tere ko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU: Nahin.
CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le,pata chal jayega.

9. MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI:Yaad nehin hai yaar.Bahut purane baat hai.

10. MUNNA BHAI: Mamu,tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala,do akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

11. MAMU: Oye,mar gaye yaar.Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

12. CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

13. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to first time 100 Rs fine,2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

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