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Hum Yaha Kyo Hai
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jul-2006 Views : 705
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Design hai to Development hai,

Development hai to Testing hai,
Testing hai to Defects hai,
Defects hai to Fixing hai,
Fixing hai to More Defects hai,
Defects hai to Analysis hai,
Analysis hai to Requirements hai,
Requirements hai to Design hai,

Design hai to Development hai,
Matlab Project Gol Gol hai,
Bus goli dene vala chahiye..




Arz Hai
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jul-2006 Views : 735
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Arz hai

Do tarah ki hoti hai JAVA,






Wah Wah...Wah Wah


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Do tarah ki hoti hai JAVA,






Lafzon ko samjhiye...Gaur kijiye







Do tarah ki hoti hai JAVA,







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Mar "JAVA", Mit "JAVA.




Funny Songs
B by : Vivek Chhabra on 02-Jul-2006 Views : 647
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1. Hume to afim ne mara,
Charas me kahan dum tha,
Apni to kishti thi wahan dubi,
Jahan sharab ka drum tha.

2. Eh jo sili sili aoundi hai hawa,
Kotha kisi da chonda hovega.

3. Dil taan palak hai,
Do gharian ubale pak jao.




6 Dogs Running On The Road.
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jul-2006 Views : 298
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6 dogs running on the road.

One dog asks - " Hum sab bhag kyon rahe hain?"

Then another dog answers - "Bagal wali gali mein naya khamba laga hai, chalo susu karne chale."




Jiska Dil Toot Gaya Hai Uske Pass General Knowledge Kyun Nahi Hoti Hai ??
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jul-2006 Views : 643
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Question - Jiska dil toot gaya hai Uske pass general knowledge kyun nahi hoti hai ????




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Socho ??





Kuch to bolo??






Kyonki...





Answer- Jab dil he toot gaya to ,GK, kya karenge!




Ek Police Wala Car Wale Nu Rok Ke - "Eh Sada Suraksha Week Hai, Isliye....
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jul-2006 Views : 1009
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Ek police wala car wale nu rok ke - "Eh sada suraksha week hai, isliye tuhanu belt pa ke gaddi chalaun layi Rs. 5000/- da inaam dita janda hai. Tusi ehna paiseyan da ki karoge?"

Man - "Sab to pehlan mein apna driving licence banawanga."

Woman on the back seat - "Ehdi gal te yakeeen na karo, eh sharaab pee ke eddan hi bolda hai."

Man's Child police dekh ke - "Papa mainu pata c, chori di car ch asin jyada door nahin ja sakde."

Pichche se dikki mein se awaaj aayi - "Hello bhai border paar ho gaya."




Daku Mangal Singh Tinku Ke Ghar Mein Ghusa Aur Bola" Sona Kahan Hai, Jaldi Batao?"
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 29-Jun-2006 Views : 603
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Daku mangal singh Tinku ke ghar mein Ghusa aur bola" Sona kahan hai, Jaldi batao?"

Tinku bola "Poora ghar khaali hai malko jithe marzi so jao."




Principal Bola" Agar Koi Ladka Girls Hostel Mein Gaya To First Time Rs 100 Fine, Second Time Rs
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 29-Jun-2006 Views : 614
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Principal bola" Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to first time Rs 100 fine, second time Rs 200 fine and third time Rs. 500."

Munnabhai bole "Monthly paas ka kya lega MAMU"




On Airport Three Men Were Waiting For Their Sons.
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 28-Jun-2006 Views : 226
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On Airport three men were waiting for their sons.

Hindu: Hamare amirzade ne aana hai.

Muslim: Hamare navabzade ne aana hai.

Punjabi: Hamare haramjade ne aana hai.




NICE ARABS
B by : Pranaya on 27-Jun-2006 Views : 638
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A disappointed salesman of Pepsi returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asks, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explains, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Pepsi is virtually unknown there."

But, I had a problem....I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster - a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and panting ....

Second - the man is drinking our Pepsi ....

and Third - our man is now totally refreshed ....

Then these posters were pasted all over the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."




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