Chicken Or EggB by : Ronit on 25-Sep-2006 Views : 914 Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: "What comes first - the chicken or the egg?" "O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo aayega".
ALL TYPES Of JOKESB by : Rohith on 14-Sep-2006 Views : 1000 Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!
Q: Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?
A: The retail store!
Q: What does a grape say when it gets smushed?
A: Nothing -- it just lets out a little wine!
Q: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
A: He sensed fowl play.
Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sunday school! ay!
Q: How do you turn soup into gold?
A: Add twenty four carrots!
Q: If you hold 9 oranges in one hand and 10 lemons in another, what do you have?
A: Really big hands!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a doctor?
A: Lots of blood
Q: Which is the only dog that knows what time it is?
A: A watch dog!
Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
A: On the elephone.
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
A: Because your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: What do you call a cow who just had a calf?
A: Decalf-enated!
Q: What do you get when you cross a mean dog and a computer?
A: You get a mega-bite!
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
Harry Potter Stays BackB by : Mohammad on 03-Sep-2006 Views : 883 Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft?
Because he couldn't spell.
Johan AbrahamB by : Harish Yadav on 23-Aug-2006 Views : 1177 John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up towards heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
John looked up again and said,
"Never mind. I found one.
Gabbar & ThakurB by : Ritcha Rao on 23-Aug-2006 Views : 1418 Gabbar - Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur.
Thakur - Le le kutte,magar do haath to tere paas bhi hain,ab kya sherawali maa banega.
ANSWERING MACHINEB by : Shikha on 22-Aug-2006 Views : 1004 Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.) OK, what would you like me to tell me?
Gabbar.B by : Nikhil on 03-Aug-2006 Views : 1008 Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi thay?
Sambha: Sardar Do!
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai!
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai!
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata!
Gabbar: To phir Dono ek saath kyon nahi aatey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai!
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Do ek se Ek bada hai!
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek, ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do !
Kasam Khuda Ki..Cinema Bhi Udhaar Dekha HaiB by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur(Topper In Wc on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 1076 Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasam khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai.
Funny SMS's And JokesB by : Vivek Chhabra on 21-Jul-2006 Views : 1329 (1) I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
(2) Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
(3) If ever in your life you are very sad & lonely & feel that you have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take you for a Walk on a Bridge & Show you where to jump From !!!
(4) Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose ? Your Own Stupid!!!
(4) Life without you is impossible, you are in my breath and blood. i can't stay for a second without you, if yoo are not there i am dead!
Oye! Hello ! I am talking about OXYGEN.
(5) How do you keep an idiot in suspense ?
I'll Tell you later.
(6) Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Always listen to your hubby,he gives sound advice: 99% Sound & 1% Advice.
(7) Sincere Apology:
If YOu don't like any of my SMS or don't like to read or if my messages disturb you,then please don't hesitate,feel free to throw your Mobile!!
(8) Boy: what will you give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest?
Girl: A push.
(9) Cute,Good looking,Easy to handle !
Cool,Nice structure !.
It's my mobile. How about yours?
Why Newton Commited SUICIDE...B by : Pranaya on 14-Jul-2006 Views : 996 Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes...
1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess,what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does?
Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.
Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall,
he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide.
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